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Re: Hallowe'en
Posted: Thu 30 Oct, 2008 22.37
by Sput
Stuart* wrote:Sput wrote:Stuart* wrote:'Trick or Treat' is something of a US import which I don't really agree with. I don't normally answer my front door anyway if I'm not expecting someone, but a couple of years ago I was rewarded by the 'tricksters' spraying blue string over my front door (fairly harmless) and then engraving illegible words onto the boot of my car (which cost £1,000 to have resprayed and loss of my no-claims bonus).
Serves you right for being a tight bastard.
I'll pop round and get some irresponsible kids to scribble on your beemer when you've got one, Sput.
I wouldn't be so dumb as to not realise that having a bucket of sweets is much cheaper than a new paint job.
I also have a big enough penis to not need a BMW to compensate.
Re: Hallowe'en
Posted: Thu 30 Oct, 2008 22.38
by Gavin Scott
I don't know what a beemer is, but if I find out its something lewd and sexual I'll have you charged with some kind of Telecommunications offence, Stuart.
Re: Hallowe'en
Posted: Thu 30 Oct, 2008 22.39
by Lorns
Owch! you carving pumpkins with those claws of yours Stu?
Re: Hallowe'en
Posted: Thu 30 Oct, 2008 22.45
by Stuart*
AJ wrote:...got some cheap sweets to give out - only one or two callers came last year, which left me with
a load of chocolate to feast on
Mmmm...methinks AJ gets the sweets in, switches the lights off and scoffs all night
Sput wrote:I also have a big enough penis to not need a BMW to compensate.
Tsk! Don't brag, we all knew sweetie x x
Lorns wrote:Owch! you carving pumpkins with those claws of yours Stu?
No darling, I am more delicate than that!
Re: Hallowe'en
Posted: Thu 30 Oct, 2008 22.51
by Stuart*
Gavin Scott wrote:I don't know what a beemer is, but if I find out its something lewd and sexual I'll have you charged with some kind of Telecommunications offence, Stuart.
BMW, as claimed by Jamez et al....commonly referred to as 'Beemer'
Stu x
Grrr that was a PM, but it's on here now!
Re: Hallowe'en
Posted: Thu 30 Oct, 2008 22.53
by Sput
You disgust me.
Re: Hallowe'en
Posted: Thu 30 Oct, 2008 22.54
by Stuart*
Sput wrote:You disgust me.
Why?
Re: Hallowe'en
Posted: Thu 30 Oct, 2008 22.59
by Sput
You violate the taste and decency act.
Re: Hallowe'en
Posted: Thu 30 Oct, 2008 23.03
by Stuart*
Sput wrote:You violate the taste and decency act.
*uncontrolled sniggering*
Of course, I await the relevant sub-paragraphs which I will consider in detail of this unheard of act. Sniggering shall continue in the meantime, accompanied by appropriate music....
Re: Hallowe'en
Posted: Thu 30 Oct, 2008 23.04
by Gavin Scott
Stuart* wrote:Sput wrote:You violate the taste and decency act.
*uncontrolled sniggering*
Of course, I await the relevant sub-paragraphs which I will consider in detail of this unheard of act. Sniggering shall continue in the meantime, accompanied by appropriate music....
I've no time for all that.
Complaint upheld.
Re: Hallowe'en
Posted: Thu 30 Oct, 2008 23.09
by Stuart*
Gavin Scott wrote:I've no time for all that.
Complaint upheld.
What complaint....there was none I tells ya! I haven't even had a Daily Mail front page over this
I've been unjustly 'mauled'!