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Re: "There's probably no God"
Posted: Wed 22 Oct, 2008 11.27
by Nick Harvey
Have you heard the one about God discussing with St Peter ideas for where to go on holiday?
I'll cut a very long story short, but after God turning down all of the other suggestions for one reason or another (stretch joke at this point to suit time and audience), St Peter finally suggests earth.
God says "No way, never again, I went there two thousand years ago, had a fling with some bird, got her up the gut and they've been talking about it ever since".
Re: "There's probably no God"
Posted: Wed 22 Oct, 2008 11.53
by Sput
nodnirG kraM wrote:lukey wrote:"MARRIAGE: 1 MAN, 1 WOMAN. ANYTHING ELSE: DAMNNATION"
Exactly. Raising a family with someone you're not married to is a damning thing. Isn't that right, Mary?
Hang on though, it doesn't mention kids at all! DAMNATION!
Re: "There's probably no God"
Posted: Wed 22 Oct, 2008 19.57
by ashley b
The man that wonders round Manchester with a badly painted sign claiming Sunday shopping is causing global warming always amuses me.
Re: "There's probably no God"
Posted: Wed 22 Oct, 2008 20.04
by Sput
Is he the same guy with the "Don't let evolution make a monkey of you" sign?
Re: "There's probably no God"
Posted: Wed 22 Oct, 2008 21.08
by Finn
ashley b wrote:The man that wonders round Manchester with a badly painted sign claiming Sunday shopping is causing global warming always amuses me.
Sput wrote:Is he the same guy with the "Don't let evolution make a monkey of you" sign?
I'll have you know my signs cost £1.57 to make...
And they're very witty.
Re: "There's probably no God"
Posted: Wed 22 Oct, 2008 22.44
by ashley b
Sput wrote:Is he the same guy with the "Don't let evolution make a monkey of you" sign?
I've not seen that one so couldn't tell you. The one I know has a piece of dark brown board not much bigger than an A4 piece of paper with the writing in black, and it gets near the end it's obvious he's running out of space.
Re: There's probably no God
Posted: Sun 26 Oct, 2008 18.37
by Alexia
What do you get if you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac and an agnostic? Someone who stays awake at night wondering if there's a dog.
Re: There's probably no God
Posted: Sun 26 Oct, 2008 19.21
by Nini
Very nice but it's one of those groaners you might have cribbed from a particularly witty cubicle door. I know, I know but it made me laugh and recently that's quite some achievement.
Re: There's probably no God
Posted: Sun 26 Oct, 2008 20.09
by Lorns
There's a new muslim doll for sale over christmas. No one knows what it says as no one is brave enough to pull the cord.
Re: There's probably no God
Posted: Sun 26 Oct, 2008 21.14
by Alexia
Nini wrote:it's one of those groaners you might have cribbed from a particularly witty cubicle door.
For Stephen Pollard's blog on Spectator.co.uk, from where I lifted it, that's quite a compliment!