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There aren't many posts on their fora, and they seem to be from the very dumbest of the dumb. I am therefore inventing six cats and implying I live with them, despite some of them being dead.

Sput wrote:I am therefore inventing six cats and implying I live with them, despite some of them being dead.

Surely the other forum members will assume that you had the dead ones stuffed so that you can still enjoy their company, in keeping with the ethos of the publication.

Way ahead of you both. I've made several posts already. I fully expect my trolling to get deleted, but if it isn't, I wouldn't be surprised.

Wait, I've just seen your post, and Hyma's. Sadly, Davina has quite drastically missed the point about Charlie's life status.

Mumble mumble, something about stuffing pussy. Oh man I'm on fire today.

Well, my spam is still there, I wonder if they thought me and sput were for real. I'm "Landowner's Iron"

An anagram, inventive.. not many you can get with my name.

Nini wrote:An anagram, inventive.. not many you can get with my name.

Inin. Niin? No you're right, there aren't many. This has just made me think how cute it would sound if your surname was 'Chie'.

I'm disgusted by that remark.

Nini wrote:I'm disgusted by that remark.

It would actually sound a lot like a 2 year old would pronounce 'BBC'.

Maybe a particularly heard of hearing two year old...

Nini wrote:Maybe a particularly heard of hearing two year old...

Or perhaps someone with the diction skills and mental capacity of a two year old. i.e. A two year old.