The Cat Collection

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Sput
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There aren't many posts on their fora, and they seem to be from the very dumbest of the dumb. I am therefore inventing six cats and implying I live with them, despite some of them being dead.
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Sput wrote:I am therefore inventing six cats and implying I live with them, despite some of them being dead.
Surely the other forum members will assume that you had the dead ones stuffed so that you can still enjoy their company, in keeping with the ethos of the publication.
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Way ahead of you both. I've made several posts already. I fully expect my trolling to get deleted, but if it isn't, I wouldn't be surprised.

Wait, I've just seen your post, and Hyma's. Sadly, Davina has quite drastically missed the point about Charlie's life status.
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Mumble mumble, something about stuffing pussy. Oh man I'm on fire today.
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Ronnie Rowlands
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Well, my spam is still there, I wonder if they thought me and sput were for real. I'm "Landowner's Iron"
Ronnie is victorious, vivacious in victory like a venomous dog. Vile Republicans cease living while the religious retort with rueful rhetoric. These rank thugs resort to violence and swear revenge.

But Ronnie can punch through steel so they lose anyway.
Nini
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An anagram, inventive.. not many you can get with my name.
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Ronnie Rowlands
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Nini wrote:An anagram, inventive.. not many you can get with my name.
Inin. Niin? No you're right, there aren't many. This has just made me think how cute it would sound if your surname was 'Chie'.
Ronnie is victorious, vivacious in victory like a venomous dog. Vile Republicans cease living while the religious retort with rueful rhetoric. These rank thugs resort to violence and swear revenge.

But Ronnie can punch through steel so they lose anyway.
Nini
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I'm disgusted by that remark.
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Ronnie Rowlands
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Nini wrote:I'm disgusted by that remark.
It would actually sound a lot like a 2 year old would pronounce 'BBC'.
Ronnie is victorious, vivacious in victory like a venomous dog. Vile Republicans cease living while the religious retort with rueful rhetoric. These rank thugs resort to violence and swear revenge.

But Ronnie can punch through steel so they lose anyway.
Nini
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Maybe a particularly heard of hearing two year old...
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Ronnie Rowlands
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Nini wrote:Maybe a particularly heard of hearing two year old...
Or perhaps someone with the diction skills and mental capacity of a two year old. i.e. A two year old.
Ronnie is victorious, vivacious in victory like a venomous dog. Vile Republicans cease living while the religious retort with rueful rhetoric. These rank thugs resort to violence and swear revenge.

But Ronnie can punch through steel so they lose anyway.
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