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marksi wrote:

Lorns wrote:on BBC3

You watching this? If not i suggest you do. Teehee!! It actually talks alot of sense. I know i'm a puff head and bias but this programme is factual and rather funny.

And for the rest of you, the subject title is well and truly answered.

That's right kids listen to your Uncle Marksi as you don't want to end up like Aunty Lorna. Not that there is anything wrong with being a complete fruitcake.

bee bee see wrote:

StuartPlymouth wrote:

bee bee see wrote:I'm too scared to get drunk, let alone smoke dope!

You'd be scared to get drunk with Lorns. That table has a trap-door under it!

You'd end up sliced/diced and served up to Mr H in the morning as 'black pudding'; some would go to the 'pot' for a lovely casserole....and the rest stored in the Hellfire Freezer!

Remember...no-one's friends get postcards after they visit Miss Hellfire!

So that's what she meant when she said she would make me dinner! Ulp!

I am a dreadful friend. I'll buy you a mcdonalds instead. Sturry road drive thru next week.

Lorns wrote:I am a dreadful friend. I'll buy you a mcdonalds instead. Sturry road drive thru next week.

OMG, Lorna - you're not wheeling them in one end and issuing 'first-come-first-served' as burgers at the other end

That's efficiency for ya!
Lorna really needs to reads posts before she responds....

Lorns wrote:I am a dreadful friend. I'll buy you a mcdonalds instead. Sturry road drive thru next week.

It'll have to be on Friday or the weekend. I have exams on Tuesday and Thursday.

StuartPlymouth wrote:

Lorns wrote:I am a dreadful friend. I'll buy you a mcdonalds instead. Sturry road drive thru next week.

OMG, Lorna - you're not wheeling them in one end and issuing 'first-come-first-served' as burgers at the other end

That's efficiency for ya!

About 12 years ago i pissed off an ex boyfriend. He nicked a car and drove it thru my salon window (The Fool ! Any idiot knows you reverse a car thru a window) So while it was boarded up i stuck up a sign saying Lornas drive thru. That pissed him off bigstyle so he done my other window. So i had a drive in and drive out barbers. He gave up after that as i had a chat with a friend who went and read him his horoscope, so to speak.

I remember you telling me now. But your comment sounded current, so I thought you'd diversified again

More a crack person myself. It is rather moorish though.