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I can beat that. My bedroom has:
1. One wall backing onto a house with a student (shit) band that rehearse exclusively after 11pm and whose lyrics extend to "Yeeeeah"
2. Another wall backing onto a flat where, without fail, the occupants come back at 4am on Saturday morning and have a little party after their night out
3. Rich girls living above, one of whom has a boyfriend with the loudest voice IN THE WORLD, who often practice their *hockey* skills and perform some sort of fitness routine (which may or may not be sex) that involves a lot of jumping up and down
4. Another flat slightly overlapping which has similarly inconsiderate twats.

I should move.

I guess I can't complain, the worst I have to put up with is a fellow who lives in my street, who has regular police checks and drug raids on his house. If you're ever in Llandudno, you'll know which street is mine; the one with furniture in the back yards and burning cars in the front.

like THAT narrows it down

Well, after reading about some of your annoying neighbours I feel quite lucky living at the end of a nice quiet cul-de-sac. The guy in the house next door is really quiet; he never plays loud music or has parties (although partying would be difficult as he never seems to have any visitors).

StuartPlymouth wrote:Well, after reading about some of your annoying neighbours I feel quite lucky living at the end of a nice quiet cul-de-sac. The guy in the house next door is really quiet; he never plays loud music or has parties (although partying would be difficult as he never seems to have any visitors).

Stu...are YOU my neighbour?

Sput wrote:Stu...are YOU my neighbour?

Ideally yes, but regrettably not.

I'm sure you would be a far more interesting neighbour than the one I've had for the last few years. I've always invited him round whenever I've had a party (as you do, to avoid complaints). Despite plying him with copious amounts of alcohol he doesn't say much other than he doesn't go out much now, because he was a bit of a tearaway in his teenage years and possibly has a bit of a reputation in town. I think once or twice he was abit overwhelmed by some of my friends - Plymouthian girls can't be accused of being shy!

StuartPlymouth wrote: Plymouthian girls can't be accused of being shy!

A Jamez has been despatched and will be in your location shortly!

Sput wrote:

StuartPlymouth wrote: Plymouthian girls can't be accused of being shy!

A Jamez has been despatched and will be in your location shortly!

I'm always taking in the neighbours' deliveries for them when they're out. I'll look out for the DHL van!