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Hey!! Don't forget little old me!

ThePotato wrote:Hey!! Don't forget little old me!

are you a whore?

I could very well be! Hmmm, lorns, you have experience in these matters; how can I tell?

Aha we have a lively one here. Cheeky monkey!

Lorns wrote:Aha we have a lively one here. Cheeky monkey!

Why thank you, I'll take that as a compliment! I've always been a fan of your style lorns, so it's nice to have a compliment from the master!

ThePotato wrote: the master!

Madam kiddo Madam. Keep within the tone of the topic. Tsk @ newbies trying to take a thread off topic.

Lorns wrote:Madam kiddo Madam.

I was going to say "Mistress" rather than "Madam", as the latter does make it sound as though you are pushing 40

Hehehe - are your boobs coping well with the battle against gravity, Lorna?

I don't know many ladies who can get away with not wearing a bra for support after their mid-thirties!

Jamez wrote:I don't know many ladies who can get away with not wearing a bra for support after their mid-thirties!

Get out more often! Clearly parochialism leads to ignorance on that subject!

Lorns wrote:

ThePotato wrote:I could very well be! Hmmm, lorns, you have experience in these matters; how can I tell?

Aha we have a lively one here. Cheeky monkey!

Send him/her up to Hartlepool. They hang monkeys there as Frenchies!!

Jamez wrote:Hehehe - are your boobs coping well with the battle against gravity, Lorna?

I don't know many ladies who can get away with not wearing a bra for support after their mid-thirties!

According to the pencil test they are coping rather well. Well, when i say pencil test what i really mean is the rolling pin test.