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Damnit rob, I was really hoping your reply would consist of you with a lovely face mask on! That is an awesome mental image.

Like I'd waste my money on junk...

Gavin Scott wrote:

Bail wrote:

StuartPlymouth wrote:bla bla bla bla

You really suck.

Anyhoo, congratz Gavin, any chance of naming said expensive products?

http://www.elemis.com/TimeForMen/Defaul ... m=skincare

• Energising Skin Scrub
  
  Deep Cleanse Facial Wash
  
  Ice Cool Foaming Shave Gel
  
  Post Shave Recovery Mask
  
  S.O.S. Survival Cream

Use in that sequence. No deviation. Done.

EDIT: Its about £140 worth.

Bloody hell your beauty regime is better than mine. I use Boots No7 cleansers and moisturisers ocassionaly. I also use their protect and perfect super duper anti ageing serum. I am still waiting to be asked for id when i buy ciggies since using it.

I just use bleach. Good old reliable bleach.

Sput wrote:I just use bleach. Good old reliable bleach.

And it seems to be working too.

It's only when you slip and call me a honky that I realise.

Sput wrote:I just use bleach. Good old reliable bleach.

Have you learnt nothing from Michael Jackson?

Well i was out and about today, minding my own business, as you do, when some woman approached me and said i could be a model and handed me her card. Feeling chuffed with myself and practising my best Vogue pout in my rear view mirror ( yes today you wouldn't have wanted to be on M20 at the same time as me) i checked out the website on her card when i got home. Seems its glamour modelling they specialise in. At 37 i think i'm a bit too old for that sort of stuff.
A big thankyou to figleaves.com and boots no 7 anti ageing serum.

Get yer babs out ya old trollop.

Yay for mild pornography!

Now if it had been someone asking me to be the female presenter on Top Gear with a chance to get my hands dirty helping to fabricate cars, i'd jump at the chance.
Getting my tits out for the lads just doesn't apeal to me, besides i wouldn't want to go into competition with my step daughter. Mind you for 10,000 quid an hour i might reconsider.

Empty ya pockets then lads...

here's 20p, a button and some thread.

miss hellfire wrote:

Bloody hell your beauty regime is better than mine. I use Boots No7 cleansers and moisturisers ocassionaly. I also use their protect and perfect super duper anti ageing serum. I am still waiting to be asked for id when i buy ciggies since using it.

So you spend a fortune on skin care products, and then buy a packet of fags which will dry out the skin and turn it into old leaves more quickly than anything! Barking.