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StuartPlymouth wrote:drunk enough to sleep with me (but not so drunk as to be incapable).

Blimey, that's an incredibly fine line.

all new Phil wrote:

StuartPlymouth wrote:drunk enough to sleep with me (but not so drunk as to be incapable).

Blimey, that's an incredibly fine line.

It is indeed, and I have to be very quick if I time it badly. Although that hasn't been a problem thusfar.

Because they've all fled, shrieking in horror before you get a chance to whip it out?

Sput wrote:Because they've all fled, shrieking in horror before you get a chance to whip it out?

Indeed they flee, but the horrible shrieks only start when they hit the cleverly placed mantraps at both exits!

Well Miss Hellfire, you will be pleased to know that I have fucked my left foot somehow, rendering me unable to go for the long walk I anticipated.

I'm in a lot of pain.

I awoke rather dishevilled at 2:00 just in time to see Wales lose, and havn't been back to sleep since despite being in work again tonight.

I have been redesigning my website having managed to find a decent JAVA weather applet to embed into my homepage. Still tinkering with the layout - it seems a bit text heavy at the mo.

Oh and I called Slagathor a cunt. So a good day all round then.

I plan to spend the rest of the weekend cooking up a revenge for Royal Mail after they Specially Delivered my new old Macbook Pro to a totally wrong address somewhere in South Manchester that I have almost no chance of finding. I just hope no-one gets in the way of my white-hot rage between now and my revenge being exacted.

They will surely suffer.

Sorry to hear that Row, how did ya hurt ya tootsies? Looks like i'm having a lazy one. Bubbly bath, chinese, telly and a can of beer and curl up on the sofa in my fluffy socks and slippers and jimmy jams. Followed by a long leisurly lie in tomorrow. The weather can do what the hell it wants tonight, i'm tucked up all warm and toasty.

Speaking of javascript, try this:
1. Do a google image search for the porn of your choice
2. Clear your address bar and paste this in:
javascriptR=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5 ); void(0)

3. Hit return

Very good Sput!

Behold, the power of trigonometry!

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