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You're right - there's nothing quite like becoming a child for the night. I'll set off in my C5 just as soon as I polish off these chips and ice cream from a van.

Evening all. Apologies - not quite sure what's going on, trying to find out at the mo. I thought I'd better change the coloured bars quick as it hardly told you anything!

Trilight wrote:I also came across an interesting URL on the tvforumbeta domain which I will not share as I think it could be a risk.

I'd be interested to know what that is! AFAIK, there's not much on there.

Just had a personal email from ASA, on the Hotmail Microsoft Netowork, saying she was uploading to the latest addition of pHPbb, pHpBB1.

She said it was a long process, but would be over in a few short days.

Back now

Jovis wrote:Just had a personal email from ASA, on the Hotmail Microsoft Netowork, saying she was uploading to the latest addition of pHPbb, pHpBB1.

She said it was a long process, but would be over in a few short days.

Hotmail? Latest phpBB? SHE??!

nodnirG kraM wrote:

Sput wrote:I'll set off in my C5

How is watching Five going to help you? Or is that 5C?

Check, tha should be S C5, different manufacturer y'see.

Ronnie Rowlands wrote:

nodnirG kraM wrote:

Sput wrote:I'll set off in my C5

How is watching Five going to help you? Or is that 5C?

Check, tha should be S C5, different manufacturer y'see.

This is EXACTLY my problem! My codes are leaving a LOT to be desired, more than perhaps even softened activity areas can address.

Where did it all go wrong Sput? I remember a time when you used to be up there with the coding greats - Tumble Tower, Samuel Morse, the Nazis. Now, you're struggling to get even the most basic of hidden messages right. Perhaps detailing the events from first finding your love for codes to the present day would help us solve this mystery.

Well it all started, as so many things do, with Phil's penis in my ear back in '02. He told me I was "an enigma". Naturally, being a science type, I felt the need to go and look up this obscure phrase. I took the 12.04:34 number 42 bus to Manchester Central Library the very next day. The journey time was approximately 39:32 since there was a 10% increase in traffic due to the 34mm of rain that had falled before 0900ZULU.

As it was chilly but the barometric pressure appeared to be 1025mb and rising I decided to wear a nice cardigan in lieu of the coat that I'd bought from BHS at 13.45 the previous Tuesday - a decision which would prove to have hilarious consequences on the return journey (but that's another story for another time).

Having ascended the 7 steps at the front of the library and taking the usual time (3.4 seconds) to look up and appreciate the ornate ceiling, I decided to embark upon my quest for knowledge by finding a dictionary. To cut a long and detailed story short and detailed, I proceeded to dictionary corner, but something caught my eye. Codes. Hundreds of codes. Everywhere, on every book, codes! Well, before I knew what was happening, I was being asked to accompany a policeman to the station, swabs were being taken of everything in a 1.2 metre radius of my now trouserless (£5 from primark) person and I had a lifetime ban from all libraries in England and Wales.

But I was quite the encoder from that day forth.

Asa wrote:SHE??!

And I thought I was the only one who always throught that Asa was a women

Sput wrote: As it was chilly but the barometric pressure appeared to be 1025mb and rising I decided to wear a nice cardigan in lieu of the coat that I'd bought from BHS at 13.45 the previous Tuesday - a decision which would prove to have hilarious consequences on the return journey (but that's another story for another time).

No no, please go on, you've given me an erection now