Re: Tell us a joke!
Posted: Fri 26 Oct, 2007 09.17
Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iTit will cost from £199 to £299 depending on the size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts, and not listening to them.
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A man was in a long line at his local Tesco's store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, 'What size condoms?' The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his trousers. He did. She reached over the counter,
Grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Till 5.'
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his trousers. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of medium-sized condoms, Till 5.'
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a female before, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the till he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his trousers and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said...
'Mop and bucket, Till 5'
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March 19 was Einstein's birthday. He would have been 128. Few people
remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal,
after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted
to Elsa because she was well endowed.
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the
attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty
The iTit will cost from £199 to £299 depending on the size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts, and not listening to them.
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A man was in a long line at his local Tesco's store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, 'What size condoms?' The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his trousers. He did. She reached over the counter,
Grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Till 5.'
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his trousers. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of medium-sized condoms, Till 5.'
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a female before, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the till he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his trousers and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said...
'Mop and bucket, Till 5'
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March 19 was Einstein's birthday. He would have been 128. Few people
remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal,
after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted
to Elsa because she was well endowed.
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the
attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty