Status Updates

[Sput]

Rob is wondering if the number one divided by zero is infinity, if that's the case then what?

Then everything continues as it was before rob started referring to himself in the third person.

[rts]

How difficult (or easy) would it be to have a status update thing at the top of the page. Quick line to add status, most recent three showing. Bit of PHP knowledge and it should be fairly painless. Would give the site a bit more pace through the day.

[Stuart*]

Does anyone actually update their status every day? I generally do it every couple of years.

I rarely update by status on facebook. Perhaps once a week if I remember. I'm usually only on there to catch a sheep someone has thrown at me, or pick up messages.

[Finn]

Does anyone actually update their status every day? I generally do it every couple of years.

I have no status on Facebook.

This may or may not be a reflection of my true standing in the eyes of society.

[rts]

Does anyone actually update their status every day? I generally do it every couple of years.

A few times an hour I think is quite reasonable.

[Finn]

A few times an hour I think is quite reasonable.

Sounds like you lack the ambition and willpower to be a true status queen.

[Lorns]

Perhaps once a week if I remember. I'm usually only on there to catch a sheep

That reminds me of something Jamez told me the other day.

[Stuart*]

Perhaps once a week if I remember. I'm usually only on there to catch a sheep

That reminds me of something Jamez told me the other day.

I have been concerned for some time about how far the welsh psyche has entered into Jamez's little English enclave in deepest Pembrokeshire. There was always the chance there was a developing affinity for sheep other than for eating or their wool.

[Jamez]

Fuck off! I'm the only sane person round these parts!

I was doing a live OB on the high street today, and some woman with barely any teeth came up to me in her bright pink pyjamas and clutching a packet of lamberts and flashed her big spotty arse to all the cars.

Just another day in Pembrokeshire.

[Stuart*]

I was doing a live OB on the high street today, and some woman with barely any teeth came up to me in her bright pink pyjamas and clutching a packet of lamberts and flashed her big spotty arse to all the cars.

You obviously neglected to pay her (sufficient compliments...I mean) after your night of passion or even kiss her goodbye that morning before you left; she therefore followed you to work.

There's no need to be embarassed Jamez! She's an evolutionary step up from the local ovine population.

[all new Phil]

Phil is struggling to understand the point of this thread.