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Re: Local NHS services are shit

Posted: Tue 09 Oct, 2007 12.22
by Gavin Scott
Depending on the construction date of your hospital (or the particular negotiations by your local Health Trust), the monies from car parking are very unlikely to be funneled back into the NHS. More likely the cash will be collected by the owners of the land, or the commercial "partner" in one of those public/private initiatives, created by the Tories and expanded by New Labour.

The same goes for internet/television/telephone lines/food outlets, all of which are defined as 'third-party revenue streams' despite being on what you would think of as "hospital grounds".

Livingston's St John's Hospital is a good case in point where the car parking fees have become so disgracefully high that even my mother baulked at visiting me after I had a touch of cosmetic surgery.

So the NHS continues to be free, but getting into the building may be a different story.

Re: Local NHS services are shit

Posted: Tue 09 Oct, 2007 12.24
by Gavin Scott
Jamez wrote:I really cannot fault the efficiency and helpfulness of my NHS dentist.
Oh I suspect you'll find a way.

Re: Local NHS services are shit

Posted: Tue 09 Oct, 2007 14.02
by Jamez
Gavin Scott wrote:
Jamez wrote:I really cannot fault the efficiency and helpfulness of my NHS dentist.
Oh I suspect you'll find a way.
Someone taken a piss in your water tank? Jeeez.

Re: Local NHS services are shit

Posted: Tue 09 Oct, 2007 15.28
by Gavin Scott
Jamez wrote:
Gavin Scott wrote:
Jamez wrote:I really cannot fault the efficiency and helpfulness of my NHS dentist.
Oh I suspect you'll find a way.
Someone taken a piss in your water tank? Jeeez.
Not at all. I thought you might appreciate the frank approach given your thoughts on phone salesmen, doctors, chavs etc.

Re: Local NHS services are shit

Posted: Tue 09 Oct, 2007 18.52
by Lorns
Jamez wrote:I've got a slight health issue I want checked out by the doctor, and I've left it a couple of weeks thinking it might go away,
That being what? Your balls haven't dropped or you want a penis enlargement? < i kid>

I have a briliant doctors and hospital. I Have to drive 30 miles to get there though the hospital not the Quacks. Why do they call a DR. a QuacK?

Re: Local NHS services are shit

Posted: Tue 09 Oct, 2007 19.00
by Gavin Scott
miss hellfire wrote:Why do they call a DR. a QuacK?
It's short for "quacksalver" First use was around 1600, possibly earlier. Literally a, "hawker of salve". There are various uses of it in other languages.

Re: Local NHS services are shit

Posted: Tue 09 Oct, 2007 19.02
by Jamez
Gavin Scott wrote:
Not at all. I thought you might appreciate the frank approach given your thoughts on phone salesmen, doctors, chavs etc.
Well, no you're just being bitchy. You could easily muster together a thoughtful response to any comments made on here, so why you've taken the lazy option and decided it would be better to sling a few half-hearted bitch-swipes at me, makes me wonder.

Re: Local NHS services are shit

Posted: Tue 09 Oct, 2007 19.15
by Nick Harvey
We have a newsagent round these parts, by the name of Mr Duck.

Nothing special in that, you'll say, except that the profession he started training for, but never took up, was that of doctor.

Re: Local NHS services are shit

Posted: Tue 09 Oct, 2007 19.17
by Gavin Scott
Jamez wrote:
Gavin Scott wrote:
Not at all. I thought you might appreciate the frank approach given your thoughts on phone salesmen, doctors, chavs etc.
Well, no you're just being bitchy. You could easily muster together a thoughtful response to any comments made on here, so why you've taken the lazy option and decided it would be better to sling a few half-hearted bitch-swipes at me, makes me wonder.
I'm sorry you feel that way, but I assure you its a stimulus/response scenario. Nothing more.

Various topics you start (start, mind you - not just ones you contribute to) reveal you to have really strong negative feelings toward whole chunks of society. We're not talking "Grumpy Old Men" stuff here, you wish death and pestilence on people because of what they do and who they are. Because you were mildly inconvenienced (and that's what I read in your opening post) a whole health system was decried by you. I wondered how long it would be for Dentists to muck you around, hence my comments.

Please don't start to unpick the tapestry of Metropol banter Jamez. You give it out in abundance so you can't really complain at the odd sardonic comment from me.

Re: Local NHS services are shit

Posted: Tue 09 Oct, 2007 20.26
by barcode
all new Phil wrote:Yeah but you have a special clinic to go to.
all I want is a Hearing test?

Also I have to Wait 6 months for a NHS densits.

I will not go Private to get my cracks Filled!

I believe in Public Health Service!

Re: Local NHS services are shit

Posted: Tue 09 Oct, 2007 20.30
by Gavin Scott
barcode wrote:I will not go Private to get my cracks Filled!
I agree it's not classy to pay for it.