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nodnirG kraM wrote:I like tits.

Me too.

Small ones tall ones like rubber ball ones strong ones longs ones horrible and high, pale ones frail ones never had a tail ones , red ones, dead ones and ones that wouldn't die, edible, credible some that were incredible , bashed ones slashed ones not a pretty sight, tangled mangled very nearly strangled I'd fuck owt on a saturday night.

I do not like tits.

Ronnie Rowlands wrote:

miss hellfire wrote:don't your friends invite you out with them?

Very rarely. They think that because I don't like getting pissed and laid of a weekend, and that I'm different to them, I don't mind being disregarded. I would never say yes, but it is nice to be acknowledged if you get what I mean.

forgive me - but owing to your photo i thought you were about 12 years old

nothing wrong with looking younger than my years I don't think, and it was taken 2 years ago.

I got asked a few months back, whilst travelling home on a train, if I was going back to school after the weekend. Now, I do get ID'd a fair bit for the "do you look over 21" thing, but I thought that was a bit extreme.

I will never again shop in Sainsburys on a Sunday afternoon in my trackie and not a scrap of makeup. I must have got the checkout girl who forgot to put her contacts in that morning. My blushes were spared because i knew the security guard.
It was so embarrassing, she wanted to see photo id, but i didn't have photo id. My Driving license is still the Green paper one. Its a bit creased and has a coffee cup ring on it.
I still don't have photo id. I'm a bit old for a student card. I don't to carry my passport with me and as stated above the driving license is old. It's got a few points on it but no piccie. Those photo booths are evil.

Sput wrote:I do not like tits.

Can't say i'm over struck with them either. They are a pain in the neck or rather they make my back ache. Not to mention the amount of men who talk to them rather than keep eye contact when they talk to me. Then there is the bras the size of fishing nets i have to encase them in everyday to prevent them from escaping. Then there is the hypersensitivety if groped during the wrong time of the month. Touch them and i will growl at you.

miss hellfire wrote:

Sput wrote:I do not like tits.

Can't say i'm over struck with them either. They are a pain in the neck or rather they make my back ache. Not to mention the amount of men who talk to them rather than keep eye contact when they talk to me. Then there is the bras the size of fishing nets i have to encase them in everyday to prevent them from escaping. Then there is the hypersensitivety if groped during the wrong time of the month. Touch them and i will growl at you.

Oh I wouldn't growl. If anything it would encourage the bloke. He would either find the growling sexy,or he could be thick and shout "oi everyone, whenever I touch this bird's tits, she does this noise!"

I once knew a girl who was really ticklish and if you poked her spine she would go "Woop" in a really high pitch. Months of amusement followed.

Sput wrote:I once knew a girl who was really ticklish and if you poked her spine she would go "Woop" in a really high pitch. Months of amusement followed.

How long did it take her before she punched you?

Sput wrote:I once knew a girl who was really ticklish and if you poked her spine she would go "Woop" in a really high pitch. Months of amusement followed.

Gosh, what happend when you actually hit her spot you must have gone temporarily deaf?