Metropol

You don't have to take it up the bum to enjoy the fun

Is it just me or is this forum a little too obsessed with sex? All the more reason for Nick Harvey to be installed as a new moderator.

it's just you. you've only been a member for 2 weeks!

Ronnie Rowlands wrote:it's just you. you've only been a member for 2 weeks!

Oh, I've been around far longer than that. I should have taken in to the account the fact that Metropol was going through one of its sex-crazed phases before joining.

The only reason I didn't join earlier was that there was a pile of silly signs left at the door and I cut my leg on one of them the last time I tried.

miss hellfire wrote:Not quite sure thats how i remember your voice though.

The over-the-top rush of throaty sardonicism? A mild form of acting, I think. The theatrical training of my youth was possibly wasted!

jrothwell97 wrote:

You don't have to take it up the bum to enjoy the fun

Is it just me or is this forum a little too obsessed with sex?

Nah - it's just that Troutie and JM have a fixation with gay anal sex.

Bartholomew Beelzebub wrote:

jrothwell97 wrote:

You don't have to take it up the bum to enjoy the fun

Is it just me or is this forum a little too obsessed with sex?

Nah - it's just that Troutie and JM have a fixation with gay anal sex.

Another ignorant, sweeping generalisation from Bartholomew. But then, what else should we expect from someone who lurks on the internet hiding behind an alias to execute pompous, misconstrued and sneering comments about people he dislikes. Purely because he arrogantly believes that he's better than them - both morally and intellectually! He should look at his own supercilious and highly hypocritical actions before spinelessly ridiculing others. Take off the mask, Bartholomew, and face the people you persistently seek to discredit, instead of lurking in the shadows like a hissing reptile spewing out cowardly vitriol.

Hey, was that actually Nick Harvey speaking in that ad? Or some stock audio, Or are you good with impersonations?

Jovis wrote:Please can somebody upload some more of Nick Harvey talking? I think everybody should hear his voice every single morning and evening. That would be better than any medicine.

If you pray hard enough many say he will speak to you every morning and evening!

Mmm, that's true!

Jovis, you poor thing, just realised you are under 1 Foot tall:



Do you make use of a minature keyboard, or voice-recognition software to make your posts.

Of course, you could pray to Nick Harvey to make you taller!

I do indeed have voice recognition software - I cannot afford a specially made short desk, so have to shout ino a microphone from the floor.

BTW, you may want to readjust the angle of your monitor; it appears to be tilted.