Metropol

Okay...

umm...



Do you NOT want to be classed as "weird"?


Have a shave. The psuedo-tramp look isn't cool
Do something with your hair. Have it styled.
Empty your wardrobe, take everything outside and BURN IT! Where do you get your clothes from? Scope? Oxfam? Get down to River Island, H&M, TopShop or even George at Asda. Anything apart from those clothes that my father wore in 1987. Jeez man, the shirt collar peeping over a dismally dull sweater will not do you favours.

To summarise: Shave, style your hair, burn your clothes and get some new ones. Maybe even get a tan fake or UV.

I won't even BEGIN to start on your utterly shocking choice of music.

A bit of Grease never hurt anyone

Thanks for the tips, my shirts are from TJ Hugues.

onetrickpony wrote:A bit of Grease never hurt anyone

Thanks for the tips, my shirts are from TJ Hugues.

I don't care where they're from. You look like a Serbian scrap metal dealer.

Cheek git! Well i havent been out recently so had no reason to look decent. Right, Thursdays outing i will look Freak le Chic if thats the word.

onetrickpony wrote:People say i'm wierd, my friends say im odd, and nows the chance to see! No seriously though ive heard of people watching paint dry, thousands tuning in to see paint of all things...well how many will tune in to watch me?

Now i know im going to get slated by everyone on here, but hey ill give it ago.... [url]mms://172.200.117.195:3413[/url][/url]

(Ill be on till 9.30ish, see how it goes lol)

I seem to have a problem playing it. Hey ho! never mind.

I stopped it at 9.30, sorry

Well that is just unfair!