Metropol

Lincolnshire.

A piece of broken plate (didn't hurt but made a mess like a crime scene)

Bail wrote:

rob wrote:watch the Saints game - beer was crap and atmosphere was cold.

It's a saints/scummer match, what did you expect

Oh Bail, it was full of Saints fans who were all pissed from last night. Not going there tonight though...

Take the piss why don't ya... lol

I knew somebody who stepped on a snail, barefoot. She said that first she heard the crunch and then she felt the squelch.

As for dog poo, just thinking about the smell of it makes me heave...and typing that has made me think about it...

Where's a vomit smiley when you need one?

Katnap wrote: Where's a vomit smiley when you need one?

Rob, are you sucking on a chipolata in your avatar?

rob wrote:

Katnap wrote: Where's a vomit smiley when you need one?

I thought you were going to post your avatar.

ha bloody ha... lol

... and no I'm not sucking a chipolata (although I was in the fish and chip shop at the time).

Jenny wrote:Birmingham.

You've obviously never been to Swansea, then.

Jamez wrote:

Jenny wrote:Birmingham.

You've obviously never been to Swansea, then.

Swansea's not that bad, surely?

MarkN wrote:

Jamez wrote:

Jenny wrote:Birmingham.

You've obviously never been to Swansea, then.

Swansea's not that bad, surely?

It was when I went there.

Spencer For Hire wrote:

MarkN wrote:

Jamez wrote: You've obviously never been to Swansea, then.

Swansea's not that bad, surely?

It was when I went there.

What worse than Silvertown? It's probably the most depressing part of London I've ever been to & I've been to Seven Sisters