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Lorns
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When lads who's hair you've been cutting since they were kids are now bringing their kids in for haircuts.
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?
Gluben
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When you sit down everytime you go to the toilet.
Chris
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bee bee see wrote:When you sit down everytime you go to the toilet.
Erm, so you take a standing shit then? :lol:
Gluben
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Chris wrote:
bee bee see wrote:When you sit down everytime you go to the toilet.
Erm, so you take a standing shit then? :lol:
Oh you know very well what I mean. As in being too lazy to stand up when you piss.
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Ahem!
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miss hellfire wrote:Ahem!
I know, sorry!
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Don't think though there haven't been occassions when i wish i could pee standing up. You boys don't realise how lucky you are.
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Lorns
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You bragging?
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When you realise the music played on SAGA FM is actually better than the stuff you hear being played on Radio 1.
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Debenhams is nice. They have one in Mackem-land (Sunderland) but there's one at the MetroCentre as well. I never have time for either being in South Shields or Newcastle but when I do go it always seems to be nice and clean, and they've got a good range.

The worst is Fenwicks in Newcastle, it's like a huge jumble sale.
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Pete
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Fenwicks is fab. I now have another reason to dislike you
"He has to be larger than bacon"
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