Metropol

I read The Times. Even my parents have given up reading the Di'ly Express after 20 odd years due to this sort of crap...

How's this going to affect house prices?

The standard headline and front page news article once a week in either the Mail or the Express reacting to some apparently unrelated world or national event.

I see the Daily Star have actually followed the recent trend that other papers have and started to offer free CDs where you can learn a language. Amazing, a whole CD full of neanderthal grunts (co-incidently rhyming slang for its readers)

All newspapers are loving the current foiled terrorist attempt. I can't wait for the sunday papers. I love seeing the difference in facts and opinions.

The main one being at the moment that they can't decide how many planes were supposed to be involved. The Express I imagine think they were destined to be flown into a Paris tunnel.

Brad wrote:The main one being at the moment that they can't decide how many planes were supposed to be involved. The Express I imagine think they were destined to be flown into a Paris tunnel.

ROFL. Very good!

Today's Express leads with the news that Diana's death "was not an accident". The Mail has an immigration story on the front page.

Breathe in and relax. All is right with the world.

Anna Adams started on the Metro.

True story.

James H wrote:Anna Adams started on the Metro.

True story.

Anna Adams from Whistleblower and The One Show?

That woman is a restraining order waiting to happen. She is luvverlee!

marksi wrote:Today's Express leads with the news that Diana's death "was not an accident". The Mail has an immigration story on the front page.

Breathe in and relax. All is right with the world.

I noticed on Sunday I could have won a portrait of Diana from the express. sadly I was urgently needed to clean a tramp using only a toothbrush so I didn't have time

Did you have to use a tongue scraper on the tramp too?