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Posted: Thu 20 Apr, 2006 20.55
by Gavin Scott
I'm shocked at you young lady.

*smacks legs*

Posted: Thu 20 Apr, 2006 21.07
by Sput
As Miss Hellfire's pimp I really must protest at your conduct Re: My bee hatch, Gavin.

Re: MEN ONLY

Posted: Thu 20 Apr, 2006 22.25
by nidave
nodnirG kraM wrote:
nidave wrote:
antony wrote:I thought it was 6.5 meters.
the whole thing depends on what unit of measurement you are using and where you are measuring from?

the formula for size is thus:

Key:
length from base to tip : L
Length from back of balls to top: LB
Girth: G
Head: H
Ball Size: B
Growth: E

So....

LBx(E+L-B)xG-H=SIZE!

There are other factors that need to be included...
The Temprature, Excitement, Time of day, Location... whych can be expressed as a U

LBx(E+L-B)xG-H/U=SIZE!

there you go!
there you go!
By the time I'd multiplied all that together I got something like 4½ miles. Something to put on the CV....
I came out with 12 ripe oranges as my answer! :oops:

Posted: Fri 21 Apr, 2006 14.16
by Sput
You should probably get that seen to immediately.

Posted: Fri 21 Apr, 2006 16.18
by nidave
Sput wrote:You should probably get that seen to immediately.
have tried but the doctor says im just taking the Pith! :) :)

Posted: Fri 21 Apr, 2006 17.07
by DJGM
I never thought there was anything appeeling about this thread! Anyway, I'm off for a late lunch ... toodle pip !

Posted: Mon 24 Apr, 2006 02.47
by all new Phil
I don't have a penis. I do have 3 testicles, however.

Posted: Mon 24 Apr, 2006 18.37
by James H
nodnirG kraM wrote:
all new Phil wrote:I don't have a penis. I do have 3 testicles, however.
I know I saw about you on the Discovery Channel.
I saw about you on Crimewatch UK

Posted: Tue 25 Apr, 2006 20.21
by Joe Public
all new Phil wrote:I don't have a penis. I do have 3 testicles, however.
Anyone else have three of anything on their body?

I have three nipples :D

Posted: Tue 25 Apr, 2006 20.29
by Gavin Scott
Prove it.

Posted: Tue 25 Apr, 2006 20.54
by Joe Public
I cannot gat any pics on the comp at the moment but I would be happy to prove in any other way.

I was showing it my mates wife on Saturday. (I made it go hard to prove it to her)