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Gavin Scott
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I'm shocked at you young lady.

*smacks legs*
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Sput
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As Miss Hellfire's pimp I really must protest at your conduct Re: My bee hatch, Gavin.
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nodnirG kraM wrote:
nidave wrote:
antony wrote:I thought it was 6.5 meters.
the whole thing depends on what unit of measurement you are using and where you are measuring from?

the formula for size is thus:

Key:
length from base to tip : L
Length from back of balls to top: LB
Girth: G
Head: H
Ball Size: B
Growth: E

So....

LBx(E+L-B)xG-H=SIZE!

There are other factors that need to be included...
The Temprature, Excitement, Time of day, Location... whych can be expressed as a U

LBx(E+L-B)xG-H/U=SIZE!

there you go!
there you go!
By the time I'd multiplied all that together I got something like 4½ miles. Something to put on the CV....
I came out with 12 ripe oranges as my answer! :oops:
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Sput
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You should probably get that seen to immediately.
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nidave
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Sput wrote:You should probably get that seen to immediately.
have tried but the doctor says im just taking the Pith! :) :)
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I never thought there was anything appeeling about this thread! Anyway, I'm off for a late lunch ... toodle pip !
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all new Phil
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I don't have a penis. I do have 3 testicles, however.
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nodnirG kraM wrote:
all new Phil wrote:I don't have a penis. I do have 3 testicles, however.
I know I saw about you on the Discovery Channel.
I saw about you on Crimewatch UK
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all new Phil wrote:I don't have a penis. I do have 3 testicles, however.
Anyone else have three of anything on their body?

I have three nipples :D
In connection with my cr*p spelling I would like to anotate all my posts with (sp?)
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Gavin Scott
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Prove it.
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I cannot gat any pics on the comp at the moment but I would be happy to prove in any other way.

I was showing it my mates wife on Saturday. (I made it go hard to prove it to her)
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