I have a cold

[Sput]

I'd wager that you COULDN'T make a hilarious comment anyway.

[Luke-H]

when you rub the vick on your chest I suggest you take a photo and put it on your gaydar - i'm sure it'll help distract potentials from your crewcut.

edit : or failing that, pose at a piano for a post watershed version of a BBC1 trailer. Apparently such things <a href="http://www.tvforum.co.uk/forum/viewtopi ... 1477">turn men on...</a> or at least losers with firefox tshirts and lampshades on their head. Oh how random of you.

For fucks sake, Hyma. I preferred this place when it was at TVF

[Bail]

STFU. Hyma is teh win. Or something. I'm sure it was far nastyer on TVF than it is now over here.

[Pete]

I agree, the old nastier TVF Lounge was far superior. It's nice to see you harking back to the old days with your PM to me earlier.

Hyma, what the fuck have you got against me? I only come here to browse mainly, I don't post very often, and yet whenever I do all you do is take the piss. What is your fucking problem?

Very good, although the swearing is slightly too Cheese Head for my liking.

Bartstope Rating: 7+

[Luke-H]

*edit* FFS! Never let brothers use your OSX account.

Ever.
*edit*

[Pete]

That might be plausible, when it's the real you you have to squeeze how you have a Mac into every post.

*BONER*

[marksi]

Olbas Oil is quite good for clearing your nose but using it in public makes you look like you're sniffing poppers. Which is all fair and good in the right circumstances but you might want to think twice if you're in Tescos at the time.

[Lorns]

I love vicks vapo rub, however as i am also a fully qualified aromatherapist i have found the best way to help me breathe easier is to burn some Eucalyptus oil in an oil burner or even put a few drops onto a light bulb. Obviously having a massage using this oil is far more beneficial for alleviating cold and flu symptoms.