What epitaph would you like on your tombstone?

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Hmm! Never really thought about it, but here goes off the top of my head..

Better to burn out than fade away. That's why i was cremated!

or

If there is a god and life is so great, why am i dead?

or

The afterlife better be better than the life i had!

Or

Where did i put my halo?

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I would have something like:
Thank god thats over with, can get some sleep!
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miss hellfire wrote:If there is a god and life is so great, why am i dead?
All noted!
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