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Mark got beaten up by a giiiirl!!

(re: Stacey)

I was at a party in London on Friday populated (almost) entirely by celebrities.

I could name drop, but I've already broken my vow of secrecy by even mentioning it.

So there.

Gavin Scott wrote:I was at a party in London on Friday populated (almost) entirely by celebrities.

And if you weren't at the party it would have been entirely celebrities!

No it's alright, it was just me and Gav having a discreet meal. We didn't want all you lot to get jealous.

cdd wrote:

Gavin Scott wrote:I was at a party in London on Friday populated (almost) entirely by celebrities.

And if you weren't at the party it would have been entirely celebrities!

If I hadn't been there it wouldn't have been a party.

rts wrote:No it's alright, it was just me and Gav having a discreet meal. We didn't want all you lot to get jealous.

Meal? Don't tell fibs. It was drinks and canapés.

I didn't want to brag to the pond-life which makes up the rest of the forum

I had a lovely wank this morning.

Si-Co wrote:I had a lovely wank this morning.

Now that just crosses the line

There are times when the phrase "too much information" springs to mind. This is one of those times!

I had a posh one.

What's the point?