Comedy Names for Cats

[Lorns]

Like a moth to flame this thread

The bestest name for a cat i've ever heard of is of course Mouse. This is what i've named the new addition to my family. His pedigree name is strange though, i think the breeder is into knights of the round table or something. It is Snowwitch Lancelot.

Sput, i'd love to hear you calling a cat in with the names you would choose
I can't wait to watch my bloke from the bedroom window as he walks the streets calling and looking for Mouse. Bet he'll get some strange looks

When do we get to see the pics as promised in your sig?

Soon very soon! I promise.. He's so adorable.. Actually maybe someone can help me here?
He has lovely blue eyes and i want to capture them clearly in the pic, obviously no flash as they turn red. Whats the best setting and lighting to use?

Also i got to get him to sit still for long enough. He's like a little tornado.

[Nick Harvey]

Mr Cadbury says he likes cats.

But he says he couldn't eat a whole one.

[Cheese Head]

Mouse is a cute name for a cat lol id call my cat that.

i love cats, dogs are horrible... i cant stand them. unless there the small cute ones...

[Nick Harvey]

Mr Cadbury says he likes people called James.

They have very tasty ankles.

[all new Phil]

Small dogs are never cute, they're the evil ones. The yappy ones who bite your ankles, I can't stand them. Big stupid dogs are OK, if only because they're so funny.

Saying that, big dogs are quite deceptive. I thought the ones at the end of our row of houses were friendly until they ate our rabbit

[Nick Harvey]

"Can you please put a plump cat in this dish?"

[Whataday]

[all new Phil]

That's not a cat. This is a dedicated cat discussion thread.

[Whataday]

Prove it's not a cat.

[all new Phil]

Prove it's a cat.

Show it its own tail - if it chases it, it's a dog. Or a fucked up cat.

[Whataday]

I think we should let God decide whether it's a cat or dog.