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miss hellfire wrote:He was slightly overweight but surprisingly i didn't take much notice of his hair.

how rude of you. I bet you didn't even news 24 asking them to ask him if he'd had a nice holiday

Was it on BBCnews24 not sky.

I really have had my head in the clouds just recently.

So according to that Mr X files Pope geezer today, Britain is wide open to aliens. Aliens are out there and have been doing a reconnaisence on planet Earth.

Think i'm gonna have nightmares tonight!

How long now do ya reckon before people start coming forward with Alien abduction stories again?


oh and i can read your minds.... That's just wishful thinking, like aliens would want to abduct me.

I was out for a drunken walk in a suburban field next to a motorway the other night, and in the darkness I saw some strange creatures, sort of like a hunched over person but with two heads and two torsos.

Then I passed out.

When I came to I was covered in a sticky substance. Any ideas?

Sput wrote:I was out for a drunken walk in a suburban field next to a motorway the other night, and in the darkness I saw some strange creatures, sort of like a hunched over person but with two heads and two torsos.

Then I passed out.

When I came to I was covered in a sticky substance. Any ideas?

Probably Ison doing "extreme cottaging" again

This thread is taking a disturbing twist. I haven't had dreams about George Michael since 1980 something.

Sput wrote:I was out for a drunken walk in a suburban field next to a motorway the other night.

With a megaphone in your hand, perchance?

Nick Harvey wrote:

Sput wrote:I was out for a drunken walk in a suburban field next to a motorway the other night.

With a megaphone in your hand, perchance?

no that's in storage in the Dundee Uni library

To answer the original question "is anyone out there"...............probably not tonight - it's far too cold!!!