Durex Performa

Nick Harvey · Sat 15 Oct, 2005 16.56

nodnirG kraM wrote:I am in Canadialand you see.

How did the wedding go?

Bet the video will be crap!

Aston · Sat 15 Oct, 2005 17.32

nodnirG kraM wrote:Wedding's in three hours' time ... it's gonna be terrible. Not sure they're having a video. Rather think they're not.

You'd better hope not now if you haven't taken your kit with you

Sput · Sat 15 Oct, 2005 18.18

nodnirG kraM wrote:LOL would be a bit late now yes... didn't much fancy lugging that lot through customs! Think of the excess baggage fare!

Think of the anal probing!

Jamez · Sat 15 Oct, 2005 18.42

Sput wrote:
nodnirG kraM wrote:LOL would be a bit late now yes... didn't much fancy lugging that lot through customs! Think of the excess baggage fare!
Think of the anal probing!

Apparently mdta now works at customs. His speciality is collecting endangered crocodile skins and selling them from the boot of his Nissan Micra.

Lorns · Sat 15 Oct, 2005 18.47

I thought you said he was selling chin implants.

Jamez · Sat 15 Oct, 2005 18.52

miss hellfire wrote:I thought you said he was selling chin implants.

He discovered a gap in the market for Croc skins, and plugged the hole. Very innovative chap.

Pete · Sat 15 Oct, 2005 19.07

there's a gap large enough for mdata to plug?

Nick Harvey · Sat 15 Oct, 2005 19.21

Hymagumba wrote:there's a gap large enough for mdata to plug?

Knew we'd finally get back on topic!

Jamez · Mon 17 Oct, 2005 13.22

nodnirG kraM wrote:
nodnirG kraM wrote:Just pulled a Canadian girl in a bar.
Have just been informed that in Canada "to pull" means "to masturbate".... not something you can get away with in a bar.

Especially if she's promoting herself as a 'female'. What kind of bar was this, Mark?

James Martin · Tue 18 Oct, 2005 12.56

What has this got to do with condoms that freeze your willy?

Anonymous · Tue 25 Oct, 2005 15.47

Jamez wrote:
Sput wrote:
nodnirG kraM wrote:LOL would be a bit late now yes... didn't much fancy lugging that lot through customs! Think of the excess baggage fare!
Think of the anal probing!
Apparently mdta now works at customs. His speciality is collecting endangered crocodile skins and selling them from the boot of his Nissan Micra.

Now that is some funny shit.

Why are you always on at Mdta? By your own logic you must be jealous of him.

Anyway, this is a condom/sex thread - aren't you going to share with us some stories to reenforce your manliness?

Perhaps a fable about you fucking three single mums from faceparty? you must have shagged loads now you're running your own business and are of mixed european race. Every fatty loves an italian - I read that somewhere.