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Anonymous
What would your Wikipedia biography say about you? Here's Jamez Trout's:
Born to a single mum with a glass eye in 1984 near Cardiff where it's shit and not many people like to live, little Troutie came into the world.
A fairly uneventful life up until 2000, where little Troutie discovered he was a virgin. So thus, he got himself an interweb connection, and to laugh at other virgins, specifically those which were disabled.
One cold, foggy evening in November 2002, his mother came from work to find her little Troutie engaged in a sexual act with a fat old granny with stubble called Mavis. Mavis was half-northern and impressed Troutie immensely with her secretions.
During this time, Troutie joined a tinternet forum called TV Home Forum. A place to chat with likeminded virgins and disabled people about television presentation. One major thread on TV Forum was Sex. Jamez, as he was known, liked to ridicule fat people, muslims, jews and on one occasion wished a homosexual member of the forum would die of AIDS.
It was also around this time that Troutie coined the now cult phrase "BIG FAT MUSLIM". It clearly demonstrated an acute affection for husky-voiced BBC television news presenter, Moira Stuart.
In 2003, Troutie started working in his own studio, making voiceover adverts about fat people and hairy woofter men.
Today, Troutie can be found on Metropol 247, a website dedicated to promoting woofterism and piss-taking on an unprecedented level.
Vital statistics:
Height: 6'9
Weight: 420kg
Eyes: Red due to ecstasy intake
Car: Red
Occupation: Co-director, Producer, DJ, Sound Studio Founder, Owner, and Builder.
Born to a single mum with a glass eye in 1984 near Cardiff where it's shit and not many people like to live, little Troutie came into the world.
A fairly uneventful life up until 2000, where little Troutie discovered he was a virgin. So thus, he got himself an interweb connection, and to laugh at other virgins, specifically those which were disabled.
One cold, foggy evening in November 2002, his mother came from work to find her little Troutie engaged in a sexual act with a fat old granny with stubble called Mavis. Mavis was half-northern and impressed Troutie immensely with her secretions.
During this time, Troutie joined a tinternet forum called TV Home Forum. A place to chat with likeminded virgins and disabled people about television presentation. One major thread on TV Forum was Sex. Jamez, as he was known, liked to ridicule fat people, muslims, jews and on one occasion wished a homosexual member of the forum would die of AIDS.
It was also around this time that Troutie coined the now cult phrase "BIG FAT MUSLIM". It clearly demonstrated an acute affection for husky-voiced BBC television news presenter, Moira Stuart.
In 2003, Troutie started working in his own studio, making voiceover adverts about fat people and hairy woofter men.
Today, Troutie can be found on Metropol 247, a website dedicated to promoting woofterism and piss-taking on an unprecedented level.
Vital statistics:
Height: 6'9
Weight: 420kg
Eyes: Red due to ecstasy intake
Car: Red
Occupation: Co-director, Producer, DJ, Sound Studio Founder, Owner, and Builder.
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Anonymous
You look rather ill in your picture - you been taking anti-depressants too?Hymagumba wrote:that's rather poor actually. it's the same level as taking the noel edmunds post and making it say James Ison.
It's a terrible thing, rape.
I could be very horrid saying something about where you came from, but since you won't give us any details then perhaps you could point us to where exactly you live?Bones wrote:You look rather ill in your picture - you been taking anti-depressants too?Hymagumba wrote:that's rather poor actually. it's the same level as taking the noel edmunds post and making it say James Ison.
It's a terrible thing, rape.
or lets wait for the ISP results.
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Anonymous
MEDICATION TIME FAT BOYJames H wrote:I could be very horrid saying something about where you came from, but since you won't give us any details then perhaps you could point us to where exactly you live?Bones wrote:You look rather ill in your picture - you been taking anti-depressants too?Hymagumba wrote:that's rather poor actually. it's the same level as taking the noel edmunds post and making it say James Ison.
It's a terrible thing, rape.
or lets wait for the ISP results.
Oh shit should not have said that... you'll be able to find out where I live and beat me up with your woollen pull-over. Chortle.
Says the thing who can't put a picture of himself online 'cos he's either too ugly, too fat to fit in frame or too thick to work a camera. You're using the same insults all the time, try and get some new ones.Bones wrote: MEDICATION TIME FAT BOY
So far we've had the drugs stuff, the virgin stuff, and the stuff about James' mum. What you got next?
Beam me up, spotty.
Monsieur Bones should move to the Westminster parliamentary constituencey of Airdrie & Shotts.James H wrote:try and get some new ones.
According to the former MP, the Right Honorable Hellen Liddell, during the meeting of the Standing Commitee E on Tuesday, June 2nd, 1998,
from <http://www.publications.parliament.UK/p ... 602s01.htm>
we go in for a better class of insult where I come from.
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If Opposition Members want to be in the top league of insulting, I commend them to some of my constituents, who would show them how to insult with panache.
Feynman: "String theorists do not make predictions, they make excuses."