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Sput wrote:Do you have any Jessop Jessop Jessop?

Got any Clarkey Cats? What about Yellow Bentines? You know, the glass things that you chew...

Stay away from Clarkey Cats, sput - they make your head feel like a fortnight in a bad balloon. Make you go all blooty.

It affects part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon. Triple sod?? I don't wanna end up like a piano dentist on a triple quack handle with check neck.

Thanks to a mixture of cake, yellow bentines, triple sod and clarky cats, a friend of mine ended up triplejacked on a steeplehammer and jessop jessop jessop. He found himself face-wise in the drain-gina quadded and rammed by a roboplegic wrongcock.

See that's what happens to the Custard Gannets. They see some Argue Barmies, Russell Dust, Basildon Boom Plates, or whatever you want to call them, put on DJ Bob Hoskins Going Mental In A Dustbin and end up vomiting up their own pelvis bone.

On my Head I brush
On my body I do nothing with
In the down areas I may scratch occasionally
On my face I shave (except my chin)

Anyone else wanting to know why this topic was started?

You're going to wish you never asked.
My hair removal grooming involves:

Trimming and tinting of my hair on my head. My hair is quite long again. I bought a tape measure for one of my stylists, to show her the difference between feet and inches.

The rest is removed by either:
Waxing, depilitary creams, plucking and sometimes shaving. I've tried epilation and electrolysis.

martindtanderson wrote: On my face I shave (except my chin)

and there was me thinking that you had your pet slug under your chin

In the down areas I may scratch occasionally

Ick!! Too much information!!

martindtanderson wrote:In the down areas I may scratch occasionally

can you reach?

What kind of a sicko joint is this place turning into?

Anyhoo, I have tried to trim from time to time (although I'm just not very hairy), but find the grow-in itch is too much to be bothered.

One of my clients was in my office today. Handsome guy - very dark hair and olive-skin.

When he leant over to sign a document I could see that he had shaved his shoulders/neck just to the line of where his top came to. Looked awful.

But I still would.