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Posted: Tue 26 Jul, 2005 10.32
by Ant
For some reason, UKTV Games came out with this randomly in the 'Vanessa show' thread.
UKTV Games on TV Forum wrote:Its time to go out.
Then this from TVF
TVF on TV Forum wrote:Opened the recreation yard up for you? Well they do say fresh air clears the mind!
UKTV Games then said this...
UKTV Games on TV Forum wrote:The lights go off.
Another great response...
james2001 on TV Forum wrote:Hopefully yours will......

Posted: Tue 26 Jul, 2005 10.44
by johnnyboy
LOL! Thanks for pointing those out, Antz.

There is something wonderfully surreal about this poster. Long may it continue.

In his Sky One thread, he answers someone with the quote "You are the lazy boy". Genius!

Posted: Tue 26 Jul, 2005 15.14
by Lorns
I nominate Gavin for todays post of the day..
In the Vanessa show thread he responds to Saturdaymorningtv with the words.. Have your eyes fallen out?

Posted: Tue 26 Jul, 2005 21.35
by time warp
I nommenate wells for todaeys POTD; yu jus hav to look at the foloewing sentance to reelize why.
wells wrote:No becuse tabaco advertising is already eilegel on f1 car in the uk and many other countries thougouht the world.

Posted: Wed 27 Jul, 2005 12.32
by Pete
for Thursday
J.Christie wrote:Ahem:

1) You can't edit polls yourself
2) You skit my name again and I'll come around and shoot you, you ungrateful cunt

Posted: Wed 27 Jul, 2005 12.35
by James H
Hymagumba wrote:for Thursday
J.Christie wrote:Ahem:

1) You can't edit polls yourself
2) You skit my name again and I'll come around and shoot you, you ungrateful cunt
the funny thing is he edited that out to make it look like he did nothing wrong. useless if someone's already quoted it

Posted: Wed 27 Jul, 2005 12.39
by Pete
or is you're lucky enough to catch the board on a day it's dishing out SIDs in the URLs you can simply use work offline to refind it

Posted: Wed 27 Jul, 2005 13.26
by Bail
I HAVE to submit the this for the "best post ever" award.
Hymagumba wrote:
Dog wrote:Why are you being flippant?

Do you work? Are you over 18? Do you have a mortgage to pay?

The world doesn't revolve around television news; why isn't Tim Wilcox presenting today; why is the TOG doing odd things...

If somewhere is an office, like the news centre balcony, it can't be a set.
Why do you have to take everything so seriously all the time? I'm well aware you can't just shove a show into the middle of a working office.

I simply don't have the time and energy to write "well they could always see about moving the people who work on the balcony to another part of the building and then install appropriate equipment allowing them to broadcast from said area no doubt meaning a weekend from BBC World and joy for all Kleenex shareholders." In the same sense as saying "I'd like to build a house" I'm missing out the particulars.

And yes I do work, I am over eighteen and my parents have plenty money and haven't had a mortgage in 30 years.

Oh and I think you'll find the world revolves inside television news as illustrated by the following images which I shall hotlink from Mike's excellent site thetvroom...

TV news
Image

The world revolving inside it
Image

wibble
Image
So very fab.

Posted: Thu 28 Jul, 2005 02.42
by johnnyboy
Frigging insomnia - it's half-two in the morning.

Spencer For Hire's post in the 90's music thread tickled me today...

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Hymagumba wrote:
J.Christie wrote: President Bush will hear about these stupid sayings:[/img]
I didn't realise he read your posts.
I'm beginning to think he writes them.

Posted: Thu 28 Jul, 2005 15.16
by Spencer For Hire
johnnyboy wrote:Frigging insomnia - it's half-two in the morning.

Spencer For Hire's post in the 90's music thread tickled me today...

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Hymagumba wrote:
J.Christie wrote: President Bush will hear about these stupid sayings:[/img]
I didn't realise he read your posts.
I'm beginning to think he writes them.
Thanks Johnny. Does that mean I'm 'up there' with UKTV Games now?

Posted: Thu 28 Jul, 2005 15.40
by johnnyboy
Spencer For Hire wrote:Thanks Johnny. Does that mean I'm 'up there' with UKTV Games now?
Be realistic, Spencer. UKTV Games will always be better than you or me.