Metropol

cdd wrote:I think I've mentioned this elsewhere: Smokers who rapidly finish the remainder of their cigarette, so they come onto the bus stinking of fags. Yeurgch.

Well when they cost about 27 pence each I'm damned if I'm throwing it away half way through.

Besides Chris, non-smokers have had us exiled to the streets, so where else are we going to smoke?

And let me say one more thing - the worst smell on a bus is human in nature, not cigarette.

Gavin Scott wrote:And let me say one more thing - the worst smell on a bus is human in nature, not cigarette.

Less likely to increase the risk of a stroke though...

*PARP*

Sput wrote:

Gavin Scott wrote:And let me say one more thing - the worst smell on a bus is human in nature, not cigarette.

Less likely to increase the risk of a stroke though...

*PARP*

Well I certainly wouldn't stoke any of those smelly bleeders.

But I can't say I wouldn't like to stroke you, Sput.

Blimey, that was a bit full on, wasn't it?

Gavin Scott wrote:

Sput wrote:

Gavin Scott wrote:And let me say one more thing - the worst smell on a bus is human in nature, not cigarette.

Less likely to increase the risk of a stroke though...

*PARP*

Well I certainly wouldn't stoke any of those smelly bleeders.

But I can't say I wouldn't like to stroke you, Sput.

Blimey, that was a bit full on, wasn't it?

Ohhh Matron! We've not been like this since we talked about that bulging thing in your trousers - your wallet!

Smokers who spend a fortune on killing themselves and others around them, and then complain they can't afford a TV Licence.

Flatmates who steal food. And they know they are doing it.

Cunts.

Marcus wrote:Smokers who spend a fortune on killing themselves and others around them, and then complain they can't afford a TV Licence.

But I can afford them both. Not to mention prostitutes, drugs and high-end electronics.

I've mentioned a couple of my pet hates in previous threads, but, because i have a number of them i'll post another here.
I'm with Cheesehead on table etiquette, eating with your mouthopen is stomach churning. When dining out i'm always correcting people on their table manners.
Infact, i hate bad manners. A please and a thankyou costs nothing. I'm always correcting the kids who come into my salon.
Some kids even hit their mothers and i'm afraid i have to say something, along the lines of "OI!!! I don't tolerate violence in my shop, have some respect fo your mother!" Oddly enough, i don't lose business because of it.
I've got loads more but i'll save them for another thread in the future.

At the risk of sounding really quite straight; you are a beautiful lass, Lorna.

I can't imagine what kind of trodlodyte would offend you on a dinner date by eating with their mouth full.

You, I can plainly see, deserve much much better.

Every smoker I've encountered goes through great hoops to defend their habit... just shows how powerful the drug is. That said, smokers who started during the cigarette companies' propaganda and document-destroying deserve sympathy.

Mind you, smokers are useful at bus stops because the moment they light one, a bus arrives!

Gavin Scott wrote:At the risk of sounding really quite straight; you are a beautiful lass, Lorna.

I can't imagine what kind of trodlodyte would offend you on a dinner date by eating with their mouth full.

You, I can plainly see, deserve much much better.

Thankyou

I love the word trodlodyte. I'll interpret that as 'moron' . I'm going to being using that word alot now