Metropol

Diesel?

Please tell me thats the feul for your car and not a brand name...

An exotic plant?

What does a student need an exotic plant for? (Please, dont tell me your a student that (i can't remmeber the name of it) studies plants, in any shape or form)

Cigarettes?

I'm not going there...

Nights out?

How can a slag like you not beg for his alcohol

Diesel is fuel for my car, yes.

Exotic plant, because I'm slowly but surely turning my house into an Ikea clone

Cigarettes because...well because!

Nights out because girls rarely buy the first drink. Unless they want a shag even more than me.

And I resent the word 'slut'. I'm not a slut at all! (btw - you got a fit sister, CH?)

Oh that's fine, sorry Cheese Head!

I'm just a but edgy about being called a slut. Much the same way as Simon Luxton resents being branded a peadophile