I'm going to revamp the show with lots of sexy new stars, and exciting new plotlines.
I'm also gonna put it in a ficticious location with more young females in it.
The Metropol Soap
She's "ill" tonight, and so won't be coming over.tvmercia wrote:you might be jumping the gun jamezie, you better hope she has a fanny full stop. meeting people in these dark clubs, you can easily get the wrong end of the stick, if you know what i mean.Jamez wrote:I don't like long threads. I only like long threads when I'm severely taking the piss out of someone or having a debate ahout whether a strip is better than no fanny hair at all.
To my recolection, I don't believe we've had a aforenamed thread. Maybe that's one I shall start on Monday night after my new girlie comes to stay the night tomorrow for the first time!
Bloody girls.
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Time to take matters into your own hands I think Jamez.Jamez wrote:She's "ill" tonight, and so won't be coming over.
Bloody girls.
Everyone hears what you say,
Friends listen to what you say,
Best friends listen to what you don't say.
Friends listen to what you say,
Best friends listen to what you don't say.
Oh thanks alot, I've never slagged you or anyone off on this forum.tvmercia wrote:it was doomed to failure, when the terminally unfunny johnny posted this ...Si-Co wrote:Has this soapie been axed after only one episode?
Johnny wrote:Johnny comes home pissed of from major delays on both First Great Eastern Railways & the Central Line. Angered at the increase in the fares he decided to by a gun & go for revenge
Meanwhile Fusion lad is at Liverpool Street examining a Anglia Railways Class 43 (only joking Fusion Lad)
If you read the yellow text it says you can start again if you wish. I was a bit annoyed after all & If you looked at the random thread you would get what that class 43 thing is all about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BTW at least I bothered, nobody has bothered with this at all which is a shame seeing as people complain about a lack of new threads & posts & then complain when they do happen.
If anybody can do any better than feel free to!
Anyone can but surely mine was better than current Eastenders storylines
Johnny
Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
I know you don't 
Don't worry I will shut up
I just though people would have bothered with this thread.
They haven't & I apologise for my winging
Don't worry I will shut up
I just though people would have bothered with this thread.
They haven't & I apologise for my winging
Johnny
Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
Personally, I was getting quite hooked on the 'Will Jamez get his end away?' storyline.
Perhaps he will he have to borrow Gavin's banana skins and gaffer tape.
Perhaps he will he have to borrow Gavin's banana skins and gaffer tape.
Everyone hears what you say,
Friends listen to what you say,
Best friends listen to what you don't say.
Friends listen to what you say,
Best friends listen to what you don't say.
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James Martin
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Metro TV have pulled an entire episode of Metropol from the schedules!
Apparently they felt that Episode 5, which focuses on Lee Stanley's obsession with bananas, "was innapropriate to screen to the show's target demographic."
Apparently they felt that Episode 5, which focuses on Lee Stanley's obsession with bananas, "was innapropriate to screen to the show's target demographic."
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Big Brother
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Instead they are to re-make it into an episode in which a huge team of researchers will try to unravel the mystery that is James Martin and where exactly he came from. Already tipped to be a rating winner which will be followed by C4 Dispatches & Panorama special on the matter.James Martin wrote:Metro TV have pulled an entire episode of Metropol from the schedules!
Apparently they felt that Episode 5, which focuses on Lee Stanley's obsession with bananas, "was innapropriate to screen to the show's target demographic."
Dispatches : Air between the ears, C4 Monday from 9pm
Panorama : Jackie Stalone?, BBC 1 Sunday from 10.20pm
I would like to see thatBig Brother wrote:Instead they are to re-make it into an episode in which a huge team of researchers will try to unravel the mystery that is James Martin and where exactly he came from. Already tipped to be a rating winner which will be followed by C4 Dispatches & Panorama special on the matter.James Martin wrote:Metro TV have pulled an entire episode of Metropol from the schedules!
Apparently they felt that Episode 5, which focuses on Lee Stanley's obsession with bananas, "was innapropriate to screen to the show's target demographic."
Dispatches : Air between the ears, C4 Monday from 9pm
Panorama : Jackie Stalone?, BBC 1 Sunday from 10.20pm
Johnny
Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
