Posted: Tue 11 Jan, 2005 12.40
A man walks into a bar.
"One" Great Eastern
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Posted: Tue 11 Jan, 2005 12.44
Bad Joke....
"One" Great Eastern
"One" Great Eastern
Posted: Tue 11 Jan, 2005 16.16
Back when I went to school, everyday the big kids would throw gold bars at me.
I was a victim of bullion.
Better said aloud, obviously.
I was a victim of bullion.
Better said aloud, obviously.
Posted: Wed 12 Jan, 2005 18.26
In 1986, that was "What was the last thing to go through the shuttle crews' minds? The control panel."Jamez wrote:I remember loads of Diana jokes doing the rounds just after she died in 1997. "What was the last thing to go through Diana's mind? The front headrest"
Anyone for a NASA cocktail? 7-Up with a dash of Teachers.
Visual gag post-Lockerbie: man running around looking up with both hands in the air - the PanAm baggage collector.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Posted: Wed 12 Jan, 2005 20.13
A fish walks into a wall.
"Dam."
"Dam."
Posted: Thu 13 Jan, 2005 11.13
Ahhh! You can never go wrong with a fish joke!Joel wrote:A fish walks into a wall.
"Dam."
Posted: Thu 13 Jan, 2005 11.40
what's long, green, and always points north?
a magnetic cucumber
a magnetic cucumber
Posted: Thu 13 Jan, 2005 18.52
Why did the frog jump into the lightbulb?
Because he wanted to.
(Really don't ask!)
Because he wanted to.
(Really don't ask!)
Posted: Thu 13 Jan, 2005 19.49
I know another one:johnnyboy wrote:Sick joke, I know, but I got this on my phone the other day...
'Ellen McArthur has failed in her bid to win the round-the-world yacht race. She was beaten guy a guy from Thailand on a deckchair'.
Why did the aid agencies send bottles of Fairy liquid to Thailand?
Because they heard that the people there were washing up on the beaches.