Metropol

Sandwich goes into a pub and says "Can I have a pint please"
"I'm sorry" said the barman "We don't serve food"

Mmh, cr@p even if I think myself!

A man walks into a bar.

Ouch.

A mate told me this the other day - I didn't get it until a few minutes later.

fUK U HYMAgumba, u r a fucking turd i wish u got
trash thrown at ya.

Not laughing.

No racist joke.

It's perfectly understandable if you dont like racist jokes, but you could have put a bit more structure in your reply.

Anyway... Ever seen a cunt wrapped up in plastic?

No? Look at your passport!

How about this joke:

* Church finshes* *Pastor speaks* Will all the board members please stay behind, *a man stayed behind* *pastor asks* are you a board member?
*member replies saying* yes bored of this fu*cking church

Barrett wrote:How about this joke:

* Church finshes* *Pastor speaks* Will all the board members please stay behind, *a man stayed behind* *pastor asks* are you a board member?
*member replies saying* yes bored of this fu*cking church

*deadly silence descends on Metropol interrupted on irregular occasions by the sound of a ribbiting frog*

this is why we need a tumbleweek emoticon.

<img src="http://www.hymagumba.m000.org.uk/uploads/tumbleweed.gif" alt="Tumbleweed" title="another post my Barnett" >

Hymagumba wrote:this is why we need a tumbleweek emoticon.

But then you'd argue that it would be wasted on Barrett as it would be too good for him, wouldn't you?

oh no, it was just an excuse to go over to famousmales yet again tonight.

Barrett wrote:ok, so you don't get the joke. HN

You miss the point. The point was not that I did not get the joke, more rather that the joke was crap. Hence the descend of silence and the ribbeting frog.