Metropol

I'm not a fan of Metro, I have to say. It seems to me like it consists, by and large, of reprinted articles from the previous day's Standard. Might be different in other parts of the country though - and, having glanced at it recently, it certainly seems better than it was when it first started.

I don't really buy the papers. It's a habit I've never got into. I don't know when I'd read them, to be honest. I'm really, um, busy at work, you see. No, really. If I were to buy anything, it'd probably be the Independent.

Always Guardian, or the Mirror if I feel so compelled to get a tabloid. Observer on Sundays, courtecy of my parents. Occassionally flick through the mail if it's lying around somewhere, promptly before wiping my arse with it to clense me.