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Nick Harvey
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Have you heard the one about God discussing with St Peter ideas for where to go on holiday?

I'll cut a very long story short, but after God turning down all of the other suggestions for one reason or another (stretch joke at this point to suit time and audience), St Peter finally suggests earth.

God says "No way, never again, I went there two thousand years ago, had a fling with some bird, got her up the gut and they've been talking about it ever since".
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nodnirG kraM wrote:
lukey wrote:"MARRIAGE: 1 MAN, 1 WOMAN. ANYTHING ELSE: DAMNNATION"
Exactly. Raising a family with someone you're not married to is a damning thing. Isn't that right, Mary?
Hang on though, it doesn't mention kids at all! DAMNATION!
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The man that wonders round Manchester with a badly painted sign claiming Sunday shopping is causing global warming always amuses me.
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Is he the same guy with the "Don't let evolution make a monkey of you" sign?
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ashley b wrote:The man that wonders round Manchester with a badly painted sign claiming Sunday shopping is causing global warming always amuses me.
Sput wrote:Is he the same guy with the "Don't let evolution make a monkey of you" sign?
I'll have you know my signs cost £1.57 to make...

And they're very witty.
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Sput wrote:Is he the same guy with the "Don't let evolution make a monkey of you" sign?
I've not seen that one so couldn't tell you. The one I know has a piece of dark brown board not much bigger than an A4 piece of paper with the writing in black, and it gets near the end it's obvious he's running out of space.
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What do you get if you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac and an agnostic? Someone who stays awake at night wondering if there's a dog.
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Very nice but it's one of those groaners you might have cribbed from a particularly witty cubicle door. I know, I know but it made me laugh and recently that's quite some achievement.
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There's a new muslim doll for sale over christmas. No one knows what it says as no one is brave enough to pull the cord.
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?
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Nini wrote:it's one of those groaners you might have cribbed from a particularly witty cubicle door.
For Stephen Pollard's blog on Spectator.co.uk, from where I lifted it, that's quite a compliment!
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