Valentine's day

[Nini]

Well I'm a firm believer in falling in love with an individual, irrespective of gender. You could be aroused by a certain gender or sexuality, but that should be irrelevant when being attracted to a type of person who will make you happy and who suits your own personality.

I fully subscribe to your beliefs.

Why am I reading that as "if it walks on two legs, I'll have it"?

My main squeeze at the moment (and the few who came before) are men who hadn't ever thought of being with another man. Sometimes they get fully involved, sometimes (like at the moment) we are a couple in everything except sexual relations - which can be nicer - truth be told. Have been for years now.

Ah, so the mythology surrounding you and the conversions is true? Though it's not really converting, more liberating or enabling or just your bog standard coming out session.

[Gavin Scott]

Well I'm a firm believer in falling in love with an individual, irrespective of gender. You could be aroused by a certain gender or sexuality, but that should be irrelevant when being attracted to a type of person who will make you happy and who suits your own personality.

I fully subscribe to your beliefs.

Why am I reading that as "if it walks on two legs, I'll have it"?

Slutty tendencies?

My main squeeze at the moment (and the few who came before) are men who hadn't ever thought of being with another man. Sometimes they get fully involved, sometimes (like at the moment) we are a couple in everything except sexual relations - which can be nicer - truth be told. Have been for years now.

Ah, so the mythology surrounding you and the conversions is true? Though it's not really converting, more liberating or enabling or just your bog standard coming out session.

I didn't know there was mythology surrounding my activities. I used to be sure that some guys were minutes away from "coming out". The older I get the more I realise that they probably aren't but that for whatever reason they enjoy spending time with me. I don't question it nearly so much now. If I enjoy it and they enjoy it then that's good enough for me.

Plus the sex is hot.

[Nini]

Slutty tendencies?

Yours maybe, I'm as clean as freshly driven snow.

I used to be sure that some guys were minutes away from "coming out". The older I get the more I realise that they probably aren't but that for whatever reason they enjoy spending time with me. I don't question it nearly so much now. If I enjoy it and they enjoy it then that's good enough for me.

You're the older gentleman looking to guide them through the first time rituals of the gays, like a magnet to the naive sort.

Plus the sex is hot.

Well, as long as the sex is good...

[Sput]

When you say minutes from coming out, do you mean they were minutes from the end of their respective third pints?

[Stuart*]

When you say minutes from coming out, do you mean they were minutes from the end of their respective third pints?

Are you really just trying to tell us that you are a cheap date, Sput?

[Gavin Scott]

You're the older gentleman looking to guide them through the first time rituals of the gays, like a magnet to the naive sort.

That makes me sound like Quentin Crisp, and although I agree with him about dust that's where the similarities end. I'm just good to be around, I'm caring and I listen.

Plus I have a huge willy.

When you say minutes from coming out, do you mean they were minutes from the end of their respective third pints?

How tawdry.

I'd rather get them pepped out of their heads on goofballs.

[Lorns]

Well if the subtle hints have been acknowledged then Mouse could be getting a new little friend to play with. I have mentioned several thousand times that i'd like to visit the unwanted cats home or get a puppy. Mentioning a puppy didn't fall on deaf ears, Mr. H cussed and cursed quite alot when i said about bringing home a jack russell puppy. So i could be good for a new furry friend from the cats protection tomorrow. That would be a joint Valentine pressie for me and Mouse.
If we get the cat i will cook him a mixed grill with chips and the full coronary washed down with lots of booze and maybe just maybe he'll get a porn dvd too.

[Gluben]

I'm spending the afternoon in the company of my cousin and his first girlfriend, and then going back home to do nothing.

[Lorns]

maybe just maybe he'll get a porn dvd too.

And they say romance is dead.

It's what he'd want.

I do feel for my postie tomorrow for the sackload of cards he'll be delivering to me. I've bought him a tube of Ibuleve as a little tip.

[Jamez]

I'm spending the afternoon in the company of my cousin and his first girlfriend, and then going back home to do nothing.

Bizarre.

Are you sure your cousin actually wants you to be hanging round with him and his new girlfriend? If he does, then he's obviously a LOT more tolerant than me. I'd tell you to fuck off and get your own girlfriend to spend time with on Valentines Day.

Although, thinking back to Valentines days of years gone by - they've been weird. I particularly remember about three years ago spending the day shopping by myself in Cardiff and going home. The girlfriend comes round at about 8pm and promptly disappears into the bathroom for about an hour. In the meantime, I cooked a pizza and was happily munching that and watching Britain's Best Sitcom. The girlfriend comes into the room dressed like a hooker with fishnets, corset, blonde hair in pig tails and tonnes of make-up. I said "Oh, you look nice" and carried on watching the telly. She got in a mood for some reason and then demanded I take her out. So I did.

I took her to a club in the city centre where she got totally pissed and proceed to get up on the stage next to the DJ box and get her tits and arse out to the cheering crowd of hundreds. I don't know what happened next as I buggered off home!

[Sput]

And they say romance is dead