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StuartPlymouth wrote:Unless you are telling the forum that you are indeed a fat bastard Sput?
I'm a fat bastard, which is handy for a darts player. :D I've seen fatter players though.
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rob wrote:I'm a fat bastard, which is handy for a darts player. :D I've seen fatter players though.
Why does the "sport" of darts require a high body/mass index? It's not as though the things you launch at the board are particularly heavy.

Or is there a requirement to drink excessive quantities of beer in order to play properly?

PS: You don't look like a fat bastard rob. I've seen far fatter american tourists wandering round Plymouth
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It's because there is lots of beer available at the venues. It's a pub sport really.
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StuartPlymouth wrote:
rob wrote:I'm a fat bastard, which is handy for a darts player. :D I've seen fatter players though.
Why does the "sport" of darts require a high body/mass index? It's not as though the things you launch at the board are particularly heavy.
Maybe you need a good steady base!
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StuartPlymouth wrote: PS: You don't look like a fat bastard rob. I've seen far fatter american tourists wandering round Plymouth
That's because you can only see my head!!! I'll have to do a full length photo (that'll be fun)...
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rob wrote:
StuartPlymouth wrote: PS: You don't look like a fat bastard rob. I've seen far fatter american tourists wandering round Plymouth
That's because you can only see my head!!! I'll have to do a full length photo (that'll be fun)...
If it's a naked picture it might have to be by PM! :o
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StuartPlymouth wrote: PS: You don't look like a fat bastard rob. I've seen far fatter american tourists wandering round Plymouth
That's because you can only see my head!!! I'll have to do a full length photo (that'll be fun)...
If it's a naked picture it might have to be by PM! :o
Fuck off... I don't go in for that sort of thing :D
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rob wrote:Fuck off... I don't go in for that sort of thing :D
That gave me a chuckle at least! :lol:
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I'm amazed at that picture, I have seen before & after pictures of people before & facially they look virtually the same, just slimmer. He looks like a completely different person :o
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