Very funny forwards

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Ronnie Rowlands
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Here's one I received from someone who ironically, was called James Martin.

Attn:- My Good Friend,

With warm heart, You are highly contacted for this inheritance fund
$12.5m deposited in security finance company here in lome-Togo as the
next of kin to this fund deposited.

My name is Mr.James W. Martin, An attorney at law. I have a client Mr.
Mark, who bears the same last name with you, and a national of your
Country who used to work with AIR FRANK MARITINE COMPANY in Lome
here. On the 21th of April 2004, my client, his wife and their three
children were involved in a car accident along Zongo Express Road.All
occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.

Please kindly Get back to me for to me with all the above mentioned datas as to forward it to the security finance house for claim

(1) Your age.................................................
(2) Your occupation..............................................
(3) Your private Telephone /fax numbers................
(4) Your marital status as well.................................
(5) Your private email address.................................
(6) A copy of your ID for proper identification..........................
Sincerely,
James W. Martin, P.A.

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Also had a picture of a receipt attatched and an advertisement for free smileys.
Ronnie is victorious, vivacious in victory like a venomous dog. Vile Republicans cease living while the religious retort with rueful rhetoric. These rank thugs resort to violence and swear revenge.

But Ronnie can punch through steel so they lose anyway.
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rob
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I've just recieved the Hotmail e-mail, pissed off with spammers...
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Gavin Scott
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rob wrote:I've just recieved the Hotmail e-mail, pissed off with spammers...
Forward it to abuse@ispname.
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rob
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Gavin Scott wrote:
rob wrote:I've just recieved the Hotmail e-mail, pissed off with spammers...
Forward it to abuse@ispname.
Done it already... thanks though Gavin.
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