Yesterday, at the local Tescos, I discovered these tins of delicious baked giant beans - a Greek delicacy in a tomato sauce with heaps of garlic. Yum, thought I, that'll make a change for lunch. So, having consumed the giant beans, I'm sitting at my desk when not 20 mins later something is very wrong...
Literally, it's chuff after chuff (sometimes with barely 5 mins between trouser trumpets) . I had to pick my moments to let fly surreptitiously, but my God the sheer quantity and magnitude were earth shattering.
Today, to further my research, I bought some more...
So, what food do you avoid if you still want friends?
Fart producing food
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Nick Harvey
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There's also a medical way of doing this.
Get your doctor to put you on one of the cholestorol reducing drugs (statins).
They are well know for directly converting bad cholestorol into............. gas.
Get your doctor to put you on one of the cholestorol reducing drugs (statins).
They are well know for directly converting bad cholestorol into............. gas.
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I don't fart nor do i belch or snore or any other Bad habits. Girls don't do reVoLtIng stuff. It's like suggesting the queen poos.
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?
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She only does the Royal Wee.miss hellfire wrote:It's like suggesting the queen poos.
(bu-dum, tschhhhh!)
I'm sure all those rich wine laced casseroles and vats of red wine must produce just a few "rumples" at Hellfire HQmiss hellfire wrote:I don't fart nor do i belch or snore or any other Bad habits. Girls don't do reVoLtIng stuff. It's like suggesting the queen poos.
Even for a "laideeeee" such as yourself! 
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