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there is a 1-in-300 chance that I will come out and cut your toes off with a scythe, but only if there is sufficient custard available in my harpsichord
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Up the dosage on your medication. :shock:
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He Could Be 'Puffing the magic dragon' also #
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Bartholomew Beelzebub wrote:
there is a 1-in-300 chance that I will come out and cut your toes off with a scythe, but only if there is sufficient custard available in my harpsichord
<Sniggers> and i thought i was weird. Where did that quote come from?
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miss hellfire wrote:<Sniggers> and i thought i was weird. Where did that quote come from?
Yes, but you're "crazy-in-a-nice-way" sort of weird Miss H. :lol:

PS: I'm awaiting instructions on preparation of a joint as promised. I was planning on doing one for Easter weekend.
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StuartPlymouth wrote:
miss hellfire wrote:<Sniggers> and i thought i was weird. Where did that quote come from?
Yes, but you're "crazy-in-a-nice-way" sort of weird Miss H. :lol:

That's what i call a backhanded compliment :)
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StuartPlymouth wrote:
miss hellfire wrote:<Sniggers> and i thought i was weird. Where did that quote come from?
Yes, but you're "crazy-in-a-nice-way" sort of weird Miss H. :lol:

PS: I'm awaiting instructions on preparation of a joint as promised. I was planning on doing one for Easter weekend.
Well you take 3 green Rizlas a Superking black and some of the finest green. Roll, light and inhale then sit back and relax and then listen to a bit of Bob Marley or Desmond Decker.
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miss hellfire wrote:Well you take 3 green Rizlas a Superking black and some of the finest green. Roll, light and inhale then sit back and relax and then listen to a bit of Bob Marley or Desmond Decker.
I already knew how to do those! You knew what I meant :lol:
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Teehee! Check your inbox.
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miss hellfire wrote:Teehee! Check your inbox.
I have and thank you. The slow cook beef joint will go on Thurs morning, but we intend to eat Fri night, should be good by then! :D (not that they will notice, I could feed my guests maggots and they would chomp away at them when pissed)
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