OFFENSIVE SIGNATURES

[all new Phil]

Much as I respect Gavin and find him mildly arousing, I really can't understand the logic behind James' account being reactivated and would therefore assume that it's some sort of elaborate joke that I'm not in the correct clique to understand.

[James Martin]

some sort of elaborate joke

I do begin to wonder the same thing.

[cdd]

You really haven't changed, have you? "Time's moved on" - pah. You're still a pathetic failure.

Look at the threads you're making. The saddest thing is, you clearly have nothing better to do with your sad little life. Nobody cares, James. And as much as you'd like to believe that only "a small minority" object to your return, the evidence points totally the other way.

Incidentally I like my signature, and am still eagerly awaiting for you to carry out with your (empty) threat.

[James Martin]

What a shame that it breaks after 13 refreshes then.

Full marks for being clever (and haivng the time to go and do that, you sad fuck!) but how the hell does that work?

[Finn]

Much as I respect Gavin and find him mildly arousing... [snip]

Mildly arousing?

I'd have his babies.

Well, I would if I wasn't already shacked up.

Yes, James Martin, with a man.

[James Martin]

Still broken.

Apparently I believe that all coons and homos are pervs.

[Stuart*]

Apparently I believe that all coons...are pervs.

Your use of that term is evidence enough, so there is no "apparently" about it.

[Johnny]

Still broken.

Apparently I believe that all coons and homos are pervs.

Don't use the c word that's the most offensive word for a black person IMO and many others

[Sput]

Wait, it's amongst many other terms as being the most offensive (presumably each being more equal than the last) or it's your opinion and that of many others?

[James Martin]

The point is that the Quote O Matic bollocks is "quoting" things I never said.

[cdd]

The point is that the Quote O Matic bollocks is "quoting" things I never said.

Give one example.