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James has been banned. Probably saved me quite a bit of work as I would have wanted to remove many of his final thoughts.
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Not The Chef wrote:Oh fuck the lot of you.



Goodnight Metropol 24/7 - you will not be missed!

Fuck you all!
Ding dong the witch is dead.
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Square Eyes wrote:
miss hellfire wrote:A family are driving behind a dustcart when a dildo flies out and hits their windscreen. Embarassed and to protect her young sons innocence, the woman says it was an insect, to which one of the boys replies " i'm surprised it can fly with a cock like that!"
*tumbleweed*
Stop being facetious and crack a joke yourself then.
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miss hellfire wrote:Stop being facetious and crack a joke yourself then.
I don't think you should question Square Eyes
"He has to be larger than bacon"
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Square Eyes: Where are you from?
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Sput wrote:Square Eyes: Where are you from?
*gasps*
"He has to be larger than bacon"
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Sput wrote:Square Eyes: Where are you from?
I am this... Image shocked.
Good Lord!
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Stop teasing you 'orrible lot and tell us who Square eyes is, and saying he's some geezer who watches too much telly just will not satisfy my curiosity.
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Square Eyes is an ENERGY created by all living forumers. He surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the forum together.
Good Lord!
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Isonstine wrote:Square Eyes is an ENERGY created by all living forumers. He surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the forum together.
He tried to penetrate me, but I said I was waiting for you.

But Squarey, if the offer still stands...
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Sput wrote:Square Eyes: Where are you from?
I am from the Land of Levy, it's a bit like World of Leather.
miss hellfire wrote:
Stop being facetious and crack a joke yourself then.
There is a time and a place for cracking jokes, on form so far, this topic is neither.
Isonstine wrote:Square Eyes is an ENERGY created by all living forumers. He surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the forum together.
You make me sound like the second coming of Nick Harvey.
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