that does look very yummy - i just polished off my chrimbo dinner - that m&s turkey joint rapped in palma ham with rosemary and onion stuffing is simply divine, i might even have to take my trousers off shortly.
i'm waiting for my walls vienetta because i can't fit it in, but i did pop out for a cigar and glass of port and i couldn't help but notice how outside has an eary silence about it - about a mile away is the busy a17 northbound to sleaford and from my office window upstars you get this view:
normally when you stand outside the traffic doesn't stop but today i heard nothing in the ten minutes it took me to smoke my hamlet fat one. quite surreal.
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