The Official Xmas Joke Thread

[James H]

The Vietnamese aren't putting up any decorations this Xmas.

....they're hanging glitter.

[Jamez]

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...Yes?

[Lorns]

Merry Xmas everyone.. It's a wee bit early for me to send xmas greetings but i have so many gorgeous,sexy and intelligent friends to get round to i thought i'd do the ugly fuckers first!

[iSon]

What do you get if you eat too many Christmas decorations?

Tinsilitis!

[Nick Harvey]

i thought i'd do the ugly fuckers first!

Right, that puts paid to YOUR Christmas gobble, darlin'.

I don't need to come here for a better class of insult.

I could go to the Putney Synagogue, you know!

[Lorns]

i thought i'd do the ugly fuckers first!

Right, that puts paid to YOUR Christmas gobble, darlin'.

I don't need to come here for a better class of insult.

I could go to the Putney Synagogue, you know!

Naturally Mr.Nick you were excluded from that Xmas greeting. You'll get a specia onel via p.m..

I actually felt rather hurt when i recieved that text msg from a good friend ( he WAS a good friend)

[Nick Harvey]

Naturally Mr.Nick you were excluded from that Xmas greeting.

Ah, that's okay then.

Consider your spicy stuffing reinstated.

[Chris]

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

The snowmen have snowballs.

Budum-tish.

[James H]

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

The snowmen have snowballs.

Budum-tish.

Snowwomen shurely, Ed.

[Sput]

Topical!
The Vietnamese won't be putting up any baubels this year, but they will be stringing up some Glitter.

[PutneyMatt]

Topical!
The Vietnamese won't be putting up any baubels this year, but they will be stringing up some Glitter.

Anyone want to give it a third outing