Ofsput Weekly Roundup

[iSon]

Hello everyone,

You may have noticed Sput's signature mentioning "Ofsput" - as the official regular of Sput's posts I just thought I'd keep you abreast of how things are going.

The week has been good to fair, Ofsput has been suitably pleased with the quality and content of Sput's posts.

Whilst in some places, the content has raised a few eyebrows and a few hundred complaints...Ofsput adjudications have found in favour of Sput on account of the posts being aimed at forum weirdos.

Any issues with the clairty, colour, cut or carat of Sput's posts then you can contact me through my personal secretary. Please address all mail FAO: James Ison c/o Bones.

Many thanks.

Our next meeting will be on Thursday 15th September.

[Sput]

I would like to add to the record that I am pleased that the posts of my "sput" umbrella brand have met the required standards.

I would also like to take this opportunity to recommend the services of Mr. Ison to anyone keen to maintain the standards of this forum via the lost art of post monitoring.

[Pete]

may I ask when the results of this week's meeting are?

I've noticed unofficial post quality body bartstope has started a review of sputs postings suggesting that Ofsput is too cost with sput in bed to be objective

[Sput]

I've noticed unofficial post quality body bartstope has started a review of sputs postings suggesting that Ofsput is too cost with sput in bed to be objective

Here's a helpful tip - only trust people sporting the Monacle Man seal of approval, here is the said watermark for your education.

[Nick Harvey]

I've noticed unofficial post quality body bartstope has started a review of sputs postings

Ah, Mr Bartstope, I remember him.

[iSon]

Apologies for the lateness of this update - due to unforseen circumstances Ofsput has been called in to monitor the recovery effort of Hurricane Katrina.

Anyway, this is the update for this week...

Sput's posting has been at an above satisfactory level and has excelled in particular areas.

Posting has been particular prevalent in the forties to mid fifties and shows signs of staying this way for the near future.

All aside for this, Sput has been entered into the Sony Academy Posting Awards 2005 for the best posts to an audience of less than 9.

Congratulations Sput.


We'll meet again on Friday 23rd September, God willing.

[Sput]

It's with the greatest sadness that I must inform metropolians that my posting will be impaired for the next fortnight, perhaps the semifortnight after that too - as my internet connection will be limited until broadband is activated.

My condolences to all. Normal service will resume as quickly as possible!