Man with megaphone

Anonymous · Sat 03 Sep, 2005 20.07

James Martin wrote:There is a man with a megaphone outside my house.

He is saying "Your home is in danger, please evacuate your home."

What should I do?

I'd probably squeeze a few more puss filled oral herpes legions from your around mouth, take your anti-depressant, slink your way outside and sit down and put a firework through an old persons letter box.

J.Christie · Sat 03 Sep, 2005 20.53

Bones wrote:
James Martin wrote:There is a man with a megaphone outside my house.

He is saying "Your home is in danger, please evacuate your home."

What should I do?
I'd probably squeeze a few more puss filled oral herpes legions from your around mouth, take your anti-depressant, slink your way outside and sit down and put a firework through an old persons letter box.

I'd just kick him/her in the testicles.

Anonymous · Sat 03 Sep, 2005 20.54

J.Christie wrote:
Bones wrote:
James Martin wrote:There is a man with a megaphone outside my house.

He is saying "Your home is in danger, please evacuate your home."

What should I do?
I'd probably squeeze a few more puss filled oral herpes legions from your around mouth, take your anti-depressant, slink your way outside and sit down and put a firework through an old persons letter box.
I'd just kick him/her in the testicles.

But a firework is more fun.

Corin · Sat 03 Sep, 2005 21.00

J.Christie wrote:I'd just kick him/her in the testicles.

I guess you have not covered rudimentary mammalian biology at school yet.

Sput · Sat 03 Sep, 2005 21.42

Corin wrote:
J.Christie wrote:I'd just kick him/her in the testicles.

I guess you have not covered rudimentary mammalian biology at school yet.

They're too busy on IT you see.