My girlfriend dumped me...

Anonymous · Mon 07 Jun, 2004 13.04

Katherine wrote:
rts wrote:
Katherine wrote: Tell her to go stuff herself......
With what
Highly explosive powder, and have someone stand close by with a cigarette lighter........

Lol, Thats very funny, you should become a comedian.

Dusty Jacket · Mon 15 Aug, 2005 14.20

CraigF wrote:
Major James Setup wrote: My girlfriend dumped me last night because she "dosen't feel anything between us anymore".

7 months together, and this is how I'm repaid. She phoned me up this afternoon and wanted me to go over to her house and she would make me some food and chat, so I did.

She was still saying that we're no longer together, and that she dosen't want anyone right now. I used my powers of persuasion to get a shag out of her earlier, probably the final shag with her. She'll probably be out next week screwing chav/townie lads in club carparks...

Why are women such bitches? No wonder so many blokes have seen the light and taken up homosexuality.
I think she's far better off without YOU.

7 months together, and this is how I'm repaid.
Awww...poor you, *sniffle* I'll get my little violin. How could she possibly do this to YOU? You thought you had so much control and now it's all gone.

She'll probably be out next week screwing chav/townie lads in club carparks...
Oh of course she will, I mean, nobody is better than YOU are. She would HAVE to resort to townies/chavs now wouldn't she?

Maybe she saw you for what you are - an egotistic arrogant f*cker.
This has made my day.

Hahahahahahahaha forgot all about this.

7 months. He can only stop loving himself for 7 months.

Jamez · Mon 15 Aug, 2005 14.42

Ahhh so you're CraigF, dusty?

Makes sense now. You must have been mightily pissed off when we realised that your photos of you were fake/photoshopped etc.

Dusty Jacket · Mon 15 Aug, 2005 15.27

Jamez wrote:Ahhh so you're CraigF, dusty?

Makes sense now. You must have been mightily pissed off when we realised that your photos of you were fake/photoshopped etc.

Your first response to this was better, always funny to see Troutie lose his cool.

Calm down! calm down! I'll have a bath with you.

Tyrone tells me you're a crap fuck, fingers all over the place - you wouldn't even eat her out. No wonder she dumped you.

Jamez · Mon 15 Aug, 2005 16.36

Dusty Jacket wrote:
Jamez wrote:Ahhh so you're CraigF, dusty?

Makes sense now. You must have been mightily pissed off when we realised that your photos of you were fake/photoshopped etc.
Your first response to this was better, always funny to see Troutie lose his cool.

Calm down! calm down! I'll have a bath with you.

Tyrone tells me you're a crap fuck, fingers all over the place - you wouldn't even eat her out. No wonder she dumped you.

Tyrone wouldn't know. He was a virgin until last month, so advice on sex from him isn't worth knowing.

Come to think of it, I haven't seen Tyrone for about 6 weeks, and he still has a TV that I lent to him!

Dusty Jacket · Mon 15 Aug, 2005 16.51

Jamez wrote:
Dusty Jacket wrote:
Jamez wrote:Ahhh so you're CraigF, dusty?

Makes sense now. You must have been mightily pissed off when we realised that your photos of you were fake/photoshopped etc.
Your first response to this was better, always funny to see Troutie lose his cool.

Calm down! calm down! I'll have a bath with you.

Tyrone tells me you're a crap fuck, fingers all over the place - you wouldn't even eat her out. No wonder she dumped you.
Tyrone wouldn't know. He was a virgin until last month, so advice on sex from him isn't worth knowing.

Come to think of it, I haven't seen Tyrone for about 6 weeks, and he still has a TV that I lent to him!

He you go again with the "V" word. Tyrone certainly does know, well he told me anyway.

Go have a nice cold bath, darling.

James Martin · Tue 16 Aug, 2005 13.16

Do not feed the troll.

Make trolls history, more and better posts.

Dusty Jacket · Tue 16 Aug, 2005 13.18

James Martin wrote:Do not feed the troll.

Make trolls history, more and better posts.

It's about time for your next anti-depressant, isn't it James?

James Martin · Tue 16 Aug, 2005 13.20

PHPbb should develop an IGNORE function.

I can think of at least one person I'd use it on.

Dusty Jacket · Tue 16 Aug, 2005 13.23

James Martin wrote:PHPbb should develop an IGNORE function.

I can think of at least one person I'd use it on.

We'd all like to use it on you - your face is so greasy and spotty, I've resorted to sticking a long piece of toast all the way down my screen in an attempt to prevent myself from seeing your congenitally deformed head.

James Martin · Tue 16 Aug, 2005 13.24

Twat.