I was on GMTV this morning!

James Martin
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Big Brother wrote:
James Martin wrote:Oh come on, I'm not as ugly as Lữxτồη...
No your very much correct. Your uglier. Jackie Stalone is a babe compared to you.
Ooh that's pushing it. I'm not a virgin, he is.

I also don't wank over balloons and schoolgirls. Actually I do wank over schoolgirls but they're normally peeps my own age just dressed in the uniform.
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Pete
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god you are so disgusting. I'm going to contact the News Of The World and tell them GMTV talked to peado who wansk over schoolgirls.
James Martin
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But I don't.

I wank over girls dressed in school uniform. Girls my age.

I'm not a paedophile.
Salty
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You look like one
Big Brother
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James Martin wrote:But I don't.

I wank over girls dressed in school uniform. Girls my age.

I'm not a paedophile.
This newspaper infront of me says other wise. Well it actually says your really 81 years old but they two are practically connected.

I wasn't pushing it. I was telling the truth.
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:lol:

btw How was the experience on GMTV obviously not the wanking ;) :lol:
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Awww - can I be on GMTV too?

Did you speak in your radio voice, James?
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